ONRS - EP 492 - Off Putting Jesus and Trusty Pussy

Onrs - 4-15-21
Owen hates non Christmas wreaths
Owens farts are sinister since smoothie life
Owens sexy new rack
Cat with no collar
Owens foot towel
Biting pencils 
Did you know: that Joey Ramone, lead singer of the Ramones, was born with a parasitic twin growing out of his back
How does that work?
Did you know : it took 3 grips to restrain Sean Connery from killing the Camera Man on the set of Zardoz (1974) after the Camera man accidentally opened the camera and exposed a days worth of film. That day's filming involved Connery in heavy makeup, which he hated, so he was furious to have to film it again
Johnny moonbags With the news
oh and Clips
 
 
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ONRS - EP 483 - Behold the Microwave POWER!!!

Onrs - 2-11-21
 
What candy bars does no one eat anymore?
-nestle crunch
 
Good looking guys don’t get dandruff/ good skin. Seltzen blue commercial
 
Vape nerd commercial, stealing money from moms purse
 
Do businesses like uber start doing a vaccine validator?
 
Freddy prinze jr.hates being a sex symbol. Hated kissing on set.
 
Who’s the best kisser of the ohno universe?
 
Son of clips
 
Fuck the super bowl, but is anyone else interested in the first civilian trip to space
-would you do it?
 
The guy eating at the hotdog station at 7-11
 
Ty is working from home
 
Fuck schitts creek/ not funny
 
Microwave power settings
 
Zoolander cartoon
 
Johnny Moonbags with the news 
 
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Oh No Radio Show - EP 480 - Candy Pants

Onrs - 1-14-21
Possums smell like shit
 
New ohno twitch show coming soon
 
My mom likes my beard
 
Heat on and fan / forgot which direction
 
Why are white claw variety packs always packed different?
 
Wind chime thoughts?
 
Owens RV dreams
 
Weighted blanket
 
Ginger throws up in bed
 
What’s the deal with sea shanties being a Thing?
 
Breaking my toilet seat
 
Trevor: not allowed to yell at nba referees
 
Duncan still eating ass
 
Jack bender:
Fun fact, we’re doing an adult entertainment award show at our studio tonight
 
I wonder if you’ll see anyone you’ve jacked it to. Would that be awkward for you?
 
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ONRS - EP 437 - The Big Tim Virus

On tonights show we address all of the current hysteria due to the recent love bug invasion. Thankfully we have Conspiracy expert, Big Tim Murphy in studio to help us navigate those rough seas.
Mikey is making tacos. Ty's house is getting bulldozed and Owen hates revolving doors.
Check out Tim's show over at: http://bigtimmurphy.libsyn.com/this-week-in-chicken-sandwiches
Lots of love
FYD
EABOD
fuck you EJ.... You're Welcome

ONRS - EP433 - Red Sweats and Reclining while Flying

So tonights episode is a bit super sized, only because we know we have been a little out of whack lately with our sporadicalness, our lack of bonus content and our general letting you down with planning. We hope to make up for all of those things and in the very near future bring you some great news of an event. Please keep the hope.
In the meantime, as a gesture of good faith, we bring you a super long show, with plenty of good fun in it.
Red Sweats announces his return
Mikey hates the cops
and Ty needs a cane.
FYD
EABOD
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ONRS-EP418-Speaking Backwards with Bayne

Hey guys, Owen here, Little drunk, but ill try and summarise the show for you.
Our buddy Shawn Bayne stops by for the first time in the studio and we all have a fucking blast. Things get a little weird at the start as Owen's "friends" speculate on whats on his computer after he tries to show them a picture of his angry lawn tortoise. Speaking of which, Owen's Tortoise apparently likes menthol cigarettes. Other than that we discuss;
Burger Kings bringing back smoking.
A time when hearing the word S*** on TV was shocking
Orange Cassidy
El Flaco
and much much more.
We also get to discover Shawn Bayne's weird talent. He can say any word backwards almost immediately. We talk about how this came to be, how he does it and even put him to the test.
To end the show we even delve into the dark depths of our phones in our final segment "Nation of Masturbation".
Mikey has a cookie and we do some clips.
Check out "The Deep Field Now" at Wills Pub on Nov 18th.
You wont be dissapointed
EABOD
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ONRS - EP 400

 
Its Episode 400. Owen and Ty Reminisce about the past and get a tad tipsy in the process.
We thank all of you that have made it this far on the journey and we personally want to let you know that OHNO doesn't ever stop.
FYD
EABOD
PLENTY MORE TO COME...
Seriously stay tuned.
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ONRS - EP 374 - The Laundry King and Lance

Well here we go...
Dont know how to properly explain this one, but ill say its DAMN FUN.
Our good friend Mikey B was unable to join us tonight as taco's needed to be made, but we made the best of it with our good friend Lance.
Lance has been a musician in Orlando for longer than many of you have been alive so we talk to him a bit about that.
Then Owen talks about laundry for eeeeeevvvvvvveeeerrrr
Its cool though because we hear some good tunes, do some clips and even re write the birthday song.
Smooches
EABOD
FYD
-ONRS

ONRS - EP 352 - Adolfs Beach Shack

Full show description will be up in a few, please excuse the delay.
 
-EABOD
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ONRS - Ep 347 - Dont Mow Lawns On Sunday Mornings

Another fun show with Ty, Mikey B and myself Owen as we drink some beers and wonder through the ethical and health ramifications of eating city rabbit.
 
I ask the question, what time is the appropriate time to start mowing lawns on Sundays. Mikey B has some taco hell and Ty gives us an update on the ducks in his pool. We discuss my dream about Ty breaking his studio desk and me flipping out, 7-11 and dirty feet and even SECRET TUNNELS.
 
Oh and we call out give kids the world again.
 
Of course we do some clips!
 
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and then venture into the world of education with some Urban Diction
 
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Much love and as always
EABOD

ONRS - EP 346 - Chicken Wings in the yard

Welcome to another edition of the ONRS. We welcome you with open arms to the shit ship. Its Owen, Ty And Mikey B once again discussing the finer points of life, love and loss. Such as Upper Crack Butt Hair...
We do totally get serious though and talk about ancient aliens amongst other life changing topics such as:
-Disposing of chicken wing bones in the yard
-Tree removal
-Trimming your beard with your airpods in
-The Angel trumpet
-and once again upper butt crack hair.
 
Clips is majestic as always. (Links tomo) Mikey is eating McDonalds, and Ty is mad that Twitch stole his name.
Big news on this show, listen for quite the announcement.
Lots of love, FYD and EABOD
-Owen 
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ONRS - Ep 342 - Gaze For Days

ONRS - Ep 342 - Gaze For Daze
 
Hey folks, welcome back again! In this edition of the Oh No Radio Show, Ty and Mikey B actually decide to show up for a show. We get the update on Ty’s Gangrenous foot, Mikey B’s awful fryer burn and Owen’s state of mind. We ramble about moms christmas newsletter’s, the people that go to yard sales, and the return of the snake’s at Owens house.
 
In Clips we deal with:
- A Christian youth group train wreck
- A kid that loves Monster energy ULTRA drinks
- A man with no teeth that loves inspirational messages
- and a poor kid forced to yodel at walmart by his mom… and the remixes the internet was kind enough to give us
To Watch all the Clips, click this thing...
CLIPS
 
The second segment brings us some broken windshields, new florida beach laws and Owen’s new plan to sail the Northwest Passage. 
Oh yeah we do a Verses with Amputees in honour of Ty’s foot.
And Mikey B brings us some good fortunes from his pocket.
All and all it was a super fun show and we hope you enjoy.
See you next week
As always,
EABOD
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ONRS - EP 341 - One Foot in the grave

Im not going to lie, this week has been an absolute shit show. Ive been Ill, Mikey B is stuck working, and Ty is in the god damn hospital. 
Thankfully we have a golden angel from the past to make things all just right...
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight we welcome back to the show, Oh No Radio Show Alumni: TOM BARILE!
Had to call in the big guns for this one as the usual boys couldnt make it, so Tom drove all the way down from Atlanta just to be apart of the show. Along with him is a good friend of the show, artist extrodianre and the creator of our very own ONRS FYD Unicorn, Raymon Klecker.
GOING EVEN FURTHER WITH THE CRAZY LINEUP. 2 of Owen's best friends Gina and Travis also pay a long overdue visit to the studio and have some fun with our nonsense.
Ty gives us a call from the hospital and we get a full recap of his medical situation.
Mikey B gives us a call from smoko and we get a full recap of his taco situation.
Ty is almost a pirate, wizard, lizard.
Clips are amazing as always.
and the world isnt so shit when it has a little OHNO in it.
Thanks for tuning in.
EABOD
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ONRS - EP340 - Ty's Girlfriend and Itchy Nipples

Hey guys!
Tonight we have a treat, Owen, Tyler, and Mikey B are joined by Ty's Girlfriend Sierra...Which i admit sounds like either the worst or best idea ever. Some have speculated that this could easily be the dawn of Ty being single...
Turns out, none of that happens because Sierra is awesome and was a really good sport sitting in with us. She even gets a full OHNO Questionairre and passes with flying colors.
Mikey B reads fortunes
Almonds make your pee smell weird
and old ladies wearing camo winter hats are always fun.
 
CLIPS
 
 
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ONRS - EP 326 - How to kill a mouse?

Tonight we unleash the strangest yet most heartfelt of debates... 
The best way to kill a mouse that is still alive in a glue mouse trap. One person puts it in a bag and slams it against a curb. The Other puts it in a plastic bag to let it suffocate to death.
Which one is the most humane?
These are the the things we talk about on this show and i am truly sorry for it.
That being said, we talk about Net Neutrality for about 30 min and that should even it out i guess.
Oh yeah and CLIPS.
Love you all,
Stick around for the freestyle rap at the end of the show
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See you next week.