ONRS - EP 483 - Behold the Microwave POWER!!!

Onrs - 2-11-21
 
What candy bars does no one eat anymore?
-nestle crunch
 
Good looking guys don’t get dandruff/ good skin. Seltzen blue commercial
 
Vape nerd commercial, stealing money from moms purse
 
Do businesses like uber start doing a vaccine validator?
 
Freddy prinze jr.hates being a sex symbol. Hated kissing on set.
 
Who’s the best kisser of the ohno universe?
 
Son of clips
 
Fuck the super bowl, but is anyone else interested in the first civilian trip to space
-would you do it?
 
The guy eating at the hotdog station at 7-11
 
Ty is working from home
 
Fuck schitts creek/ not funny
 
Microwave power settings
 
Zoolander cartoon
 
Johnny Moonbags with the news 
 
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ONRS - EP 400

 
Its Episode 400. Owen and Ty Reminisce about the past and get a tad tipsy in the process.
We thank all of you that have made it this far on the journey and we personally want to let you know that OHNO doesn't ever stop.
FYD
EABOD
PLENTY MORE TO COME...
Seriously stay tuned.
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ONRS - EP -344 - Blades Of Steel

Yo! Remeber blades of steel! that was the best and worst hockey game ever! 
 
Anyways, its Me (Owen), Ty and Mikey B again and were just having a blast making fun about absolutely everything. 
Blah blah, tomo, leave me alone. love you. 
-Owen

ONRS - Ep 342 - Gaze For Days

ONRS - Ep 342 - Gaze For Daze
 
Hey folks, welcome back again! In this edition of the Oh No Radio Show, Ty and Mikey B actually decide to show up for a show. We get the update on Ty’s Gangrenous foot, Mikey B’s awful fryer burn and Owen’s state of mind. We ramble about moms christmas newsletter’s, the people that go to yard sales, and the return of the snake’s at Owens house.
 
In Clips we deal with:
- A Christian youth group train wreck
- A kid that loves Monster energy ULTRA drinks
- A man with no teeth that loves inspirational messages
- and a poor kid forced to yodel at walmart by his mom… and the remixes the internet was kind enough to give us
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The second segment brings us some broken windshields, new florida beach laws and Owen’s new plan to sail the Northwest Passage. 
Oh yeah we do a Verses with Amputees in honour of Ty’s foot.
And Mikey B brings us some good fortunes from his pocket.
All and all it was a super fun show and we hope you enjoy.
See you next week
As always,
EABOD
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ONRS - EP340 - Ty's Girlfriend and Itchy Nipples

Hey guys!
Tonight we have a treat, Owen, Tyler, and Mikey B are joined by Ty's Girlfriend Sierra...Which i admit sounds like either the worst or best idea ever. Some have speculated that this could easily be the dawn of Ty being single...
Turns out, none of that happens because Sierra is awesome and was a really good sport sitting in with us. She even gets a full OHNO Questionairre and passes with flying colors.
Mikey B reads fortunes
Almonds make your pee smell weird
and old ladies wearing camo winter hats are always fun.
 
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ONRS - EP 258 - Eat Your Crusts

Coming at you this week slightly shorter but still chock-full of Oh No Goodness! Sharing this thursday's first half with the premiere of our new series OH NO SHOWCASE we packed our usual show into about an hour in the second set. Here is some of the stuff we discussed: 
- Zack re-counts the Hit and Run that occurred to his car during break -WTF!
- 9 out of 10 olympians drank milk and Owen didn't like breast milk as a baby
- Eat your crusts and take out the trash
- Our Buddy Mark Hales from WAXING LYRICAL Podcast Calls in
- Dont "Nick" your dick with a razor.
CLIPS this week delivered it's usual WTF goodness: (WATCH CLIPS)
- Drunk guy SHITS himself but gives ZERO SHITS
- Olympian and World's dumbest interview Ryan Lochte
- Some trashy broad gets her butt hole tattooed
- We explore FSU Face-Eater's youtube alter ego AUSTI-FROSTI
- We preview a trailer for basically BOLLYWOOD MAD MAX
Thanks for listening and E.A.B.O.D.
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ONRS - EP#252 - The NO Sign and Dirty Kitchens

Today Owen's laptop crashed, he is mad. He had to fuck with computers and audio gear for about 7 hours to make this show possible. Everything turns out ok and the show is actually pretty much awesome. We get tons of congratulations from everyone because were big shots now...
Oh No Radio Show... Nominee for Orlando Weekly's Best Podcast in Orlando! PLEASE VOTE FOR US NOWany way we get calls from pretty much EVERYONE! including Duce from "A happy hour with Johnny and Duce"We get a check in from "The Don" and we do some......
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ONRS- Ep #242 - Billy and Mrs Dean

Oh No Baby!
Its another Thursday night. Its rainy and the studio is leaking.
Everything works itself out, as Owen, Ty and Zack do what ohno does, were still trying to figure out exactly what that is. 
On tonights show we welcome to the studio Sam and Trav from "a Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan”. We shoot the shit about our shitty cars, having a baby in a toilet, owls eating cats and turning 30. Things get a bit drippy, but isn’t that just our charm.
 
We have Sam and Trav read a bit of erotic fiction for everyones pleasure before we get a call from BYOCB’s own Chris Fisher. Fisher whines about not being invited to other podcasts and Owen lays the smackdown on him with a wrestling promo. Possibly the shot that started the podwar. 
Of course we do some clips, talk about puking, and talk about our newest game “OHNO Deathpool” going on in the ONRS group on FB. 
For all clips mentioned on tonights show, check out the youtube playlist.
Big thanks to Sam and Trav for making tonights show a barrel of laughs, and to you for downloading.
See you next week
EABOD
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ONRS - EP 241 - What it sounds like when Chyna dies

ONRS - EP 241 - What it sounds like when Chyna dies
So were doing the obvious and talking about Prince, and Chyna, and then some Prince and then some more Chyna… i think that lasts a good 20 min or so, its interesting what we end up creating.
“The Oh No Radio Show - Deathpool” The most morbid of games is being created on the shit ship which will be played much like a game of fantasy football. (Disclaimer this is parody and don’t wish any ill will on any person or celebrity mentioned on the show or not). Phew Legal… Im good now right?
So yeah, details will be mentioned on the show and group and we will include you all in the process. 
Ty is in great form tonight, Tom is distracted by work, Zack is being all Zack and stuff and Owen is doing some god damn sailing. We get calls from both our “Mile high correspondent: Duncan” and our old friend a long ago guest “Benny the Cajun Snake”. We ask Duncan what its like to experience Denver’s “weed hangover” after 4/20 and learn a bit about Benny’s new crazy new wild cat he just adopted… We thing it might be a leopard. 
Ty tells about his time seeing Herbie Hancock live, a true living legend, then Owen goes on an internet service provider rant. Good news! THE INTERNET IS FIXED! Should i wage cable war?
Tom tells us of his Dog/Horse track mastery and gives us the low down on the dark workings of his underworld. Then we learn about some neighbors of Owen’s that had a snake come up their kitchen sink pipe. If you don’t want to listen to this show yet, you aren’t human. its like the wrestle mania of ONRS’s. anyway links to clips below.
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EABOD
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ONRS - EP 236 - Nap for the Cure

Tonight we welcome our good friend donia who’s in town completing a mural in our downtown area. We chat about how much has changed in Orlando in the 19 years she’s been living elsewhere, her thoughts on Orlando City Soccer and the invasion of purple that has swept over our town. Tom tells us tales of interviewing George Thurgood and how some celebrities just embody the Rock and Roll persona. 
Donia learns how to drive in Florida again and realizes this town is full of really shitty drivers. We discuss some break room banter Owen experienced at his day job and chat about the most underrated great feelings. Owen and Tom think they both can out nap each other and agree to set up a charity event in which they “Nap for the Cure". Owen has a new snake in his yard and Idiots in Florida don't understand the primary's. 
For all clips played on tonights show check out the you tube playlist here.
 
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ONRS - EP 233 - A Months Worth of Fish

Tonight its just Owen, Zack and Tom as Ty is off being Ty. Owen has decided that whenever he has to miss a show, he now owes him money. They boys are all in a decent mood for once, but it doesn’t last for long as they quickly start talking about the gripes of living with another person. Owen really enjoys a good pee, more than the average man, and both tom and zack also agree that washing your hands after peeing at your own home is totally cool. We talk about cosco, shopping with women, and random cups of water. Owen Recaps a new porno he saw featuring a woman possessed by the devil, we try to buy a man size hamster wheel, and talk about relationships crossing the line with family.
We do some clips… we talk about a full house porn parody, the original vocals to thriller, sounds from the dark side of the moon and even a 110 year old woman who gives no shits. 
In the second segment thinks get filthy with a recap of the Gronk Cruise.
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ONRS - Glass Bridge to nowhere

Its good to have the full crew back tonight, and also welcome our guest Thom Solo. Thom chats with us a bit whilst sketching us and our characters during tonights show. We talk about his art, bad movie watchers, silly GIF apps and rich drunk assholes that want mac and cheese. China builds a huge glass bridge and its already starting to shatter. The central florida cobra now haunts your laundry, a homeless man does puppetry with skulls in publix and an Australian drives into the ocean. We encounter some supernatural goblins, a douchebag on jeopardy, and some drunk rafting sisters. Some guy gets way to stoned and calls 911, Duncan gives us a mile high update and we chat about Heat vision and Jack. Some guy hates our logo, and he can suck a dick.For all the clips mentioned on tonights show click HERE!!!Facebook.com/ohnoradioshowmixlr.com/ohnoradioshow@therealonrsLeave a voicemail at : 321-332-0186

ONRS-Complete Barf Tree

The Forgettable Four is back again in studio as they face some of the greatest questions of their lives. Tonight Owen, Ty, Tom and Zack discuss swamp ass, a comedian who lies about being involved in 9-11, and the ever increasing prices of jet fuel. We explore the possibilities  and intricacies of flying a plane as it turns out no one would fly with Ty. Owen’s Neighbor is back again and prevents a shit, we talk about indian call centers and our good friend Brian "the cajun snake" calls in to tell his ohno Mormon repellant story. The show has taken itself hostage by using one of its most popular segments as bait… Thats right, no more products until we get some money rolling in from your donations. In the second segment we talk about crackheads and cans, Elton John and Owen gets very very Russian while reporting on “Aliens Abducting the Russian Chess Master”…. yep thats good journalism.Enjoy this week of fun, recent news and all around ohnoradioshow and as always, eat a bag of dicks.  Oh yeah we try and talk politics, sorry…For all clips mentioned on tonights show check out ouryoutube playlist.@therealonrsfacebook.com/ohonradioshowvoicemail-321-332-0186 or skype ohnoradioshow

ONRS- EP #209 - Sculpture Rings and Silly things

Well ladies and gentlemen, tonight was an absolute treat. We honestly had one of the most fun, interesting and down to earth guests we've ever had in studio in the way of our now good friend Rebecca Rose. (http://www.sculpturings.com/). We learn a bit about her art and process and Owen pretends to know what he's talking about. We play a game for the artists in studio, discuss some polk county, and even get to some clips. check out all clips here.Will finish this show description soon, much love-ONRS321-332-0186@therealonrs

ONRS - Episode 203 - Blunder in Paridise

Its Owen, Tom and Zack starting the show out tonight... Ty showed up late in the second segment, the whole thing almost folded without him. The studio just got cleaned, theres snakes running amuck (AGAIN!) and terrible neighbors. We talk all creatures creepy, all things Hogan, and all things WRESTLING. We examine the following:-Spider eggs -backyard wrestling-Micro Championship Wrestling-Hogans over-Gators climbing fences-How to eat oreos-Angry rant at a city commission meeting-the best slingshot ride everand even Kim and Kanye wests bullshit commercial for there new energy drink. ITS CALLED HYPE! YOU S)HOOOOLD TOOOA|TALLLLLY GET ITOTOOyeah, go away you worthless pieces of garbage.For all clips mentioned on the show, just click this thing.facebook.com/ohnoradioshow@therealONRS