ONRS - EP 483 - Behold the Microwave POWER!!!

Onrs - 2-11-21
 
What candy bars does no one eat anymore?
-nestle crunch
 
Good looking guys don’t get dandruff/ good skin. Seltzen blue commercial
 
Vape nerd commercial, stealing money from moms purse
 
Do businesses like uber start doing a vaccine validator?
 
Freddy prinze jr.hates being a sex symbol. Hated kissing on set.
 
Who’s the best kisser of the ohno universe?
 
Son of clips
 
Fuck the super bowl, but is anyone else interested in the first civilian trip to space
-would you do it?
 
The guy eating at the hotdog station at 7-11
 
Ty is working from home
 
Fuck schitts creek/ not funny
 
Microwave power settings
 
Zoolander cartoon
 
Johnny Moonbags with the news 
 
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ONRS - EP 400

 
Its Episode 400. Owen and Ty Reminisce about the past and get a tad tipsy in the process.
We thank all of you that have made it this far on the journey and we personally want to let you know that OHNO doesn't ever stop.
FYD
EABOD
PLENTY MORE TO COME...
Seriously stay tuned.
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ONRS - EP 309 - Big Tim and Star Trek Porn.

Big Tim Murphy stopped by to remind us why were all alive tonight. We had a great time. Ill get a better show description up soon, but trust me when i say this one a blast. BIG BIG THANKS TO TIM. Lots of love to you all. Hope you enjoy.
 
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ONRS - EP 308 - Three Oh Eight Dont Hate

EP 308: Women: do they know what the deal is with their cars? Probably not! Ty has been CEO of Not Doing Shit for three weeks and the pressure is really taking a toll. THE GREAT PEE DEBATE: how much is too much? Is this a problem For The Ladies? Is it Owen or Abby who needs to seek medical help? Clips finishes out the first half with funny porn intros and National Anthem fails. Abby is harshly reprimanded for leaving halfway through the show. Owen gives Crazy Pills updates, the fellas talk about dollar$, jealousy, and Bigfoot sightings. We close out the show with famous dictators duking it out in a politically-themed Versus.
 
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CLIPS - 8-10-17
 
 
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ONRS - EP#252 - The NO Sign and Dirty Kitchens

Today Owen's laptop crashed, he is mad. He had to fuck with computers and audio gear for about 7 hours to make this show possible. Everything turns out ok and the show is actually pretty much awesome. We get tons of congratulations from everyone because were big shots now...
Oh No Radio Show... Nominee for Orlando Weekly's Best Podcast in Orlando! PLEASE VOTE FOR US NOWany way we get calls from pretty much EVERYONE! including Duce from "A happy hour with Johnny and Duce"We get a check in from "The Don" and we do some......
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ONRS- Ep #242 - Billy and Mrs Dean

Oh No Baby!
Its another Thursday night. Its rainy and the studio is leaking.
Everything works itself out, as Owen, Ty and Zack do what ohno does, were still trying to figure out exactly what that is. 
On tonights show we welcome to the studio Sam and Trav from "a Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan”. We shoot the shit about our shitty cars, having a baby in a toilet, owls eating cats and turning 30. Things get a bit drippy, but isn’t that just our charm.
 
We have Sam and Trav read a bit of erotic fiction for everyones pleasure before we get a call from BYOCB’s own Chris Fisher. Fisher whines about not being invited to other podcasts and Owen lays the smackdown on him with a wrestling promo. Possibly the shot that started the podwar. 
Of course we do some clips, talk about puking, and talk about our newest game “OHNO Deathpool” going on in the ONRS group on FB. 
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Big thanks to Sam and Trav for making tonights show a barrel of laughs, and to you for downloading.
See you next week
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ONRS - Virtual Reality with Gary Glitter

Tonight the full crewe is back together again. Zack tells us tales of mardi gras and his time being glitter boy, while Owen explains that the theme park mardi gras is the real mardi gras. Tom is back with stories from his travels in the west, including tubing in park city, experiencing sundance and virtual reality. We talk about having sex on hover boards, meeting the Hanson’s, and predator 2.And then we talk about Gary Glitter…We ask the question Is it ok to like art made by a horrible person?and then play even more GG on break.Owens lawn guy trims the poison tree-Bill Cosby covers Sgt. Peppers lonely hearts club band. For Real.-Australians should stop pouring beer on basketball players-Big Little - Big Dick (the new jam)-Diabetes RobotFor all clips and products mentioned on tonights show 
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ONRS - Zacks and Jacks and losing track

Tonight its a packed house over here at the ohnoradioshow. We welcome friends of the show from the podcast “no guarantees” Zack and Leeann. We talk our usual nonsense complete with clips and products and even get into a little bathroom banter. We discuss Owens ant farm, Disney killing lemmings and hover boards. Ill be honest, its been a few days since the show as I’m writing this and can’t for the life of me remember anything else we discussed. So this will have to do. For all clips played on tonights show check out our youtube playlist here!Please make sure to like us on Facebook.com/ohnoradioshow and to subscribe to the podcast on iTunes. (search for ohnoradioshow)follow us on twitter @therealonrsAnd please check out noguranteesshow.com for another fun filled audio experience. 

ONRS - The Bill Cosby of Lizards

Tonight we welcome the sailing of the full crew on our grand shit ship. Tom is back from his Holiday Hiatus and we are welcomed by a very special guest. Zack and Ty are here, but what else were they doing, thankfully Ty brought his younger sister Angela to the show and being the horrible people we are take full advantage of "Ty Tales". Stories about Ty told by his sister. Angela also learns of all of Ty's nipple fetishes and our chat room accurately names the show. Of course Duncan calls, wouldn't be a show without him! and we let him know, Oh No is going to Denver for the wedding. Duncan also envisions a new game called "Hipster or Homeless" and we get into some serious link banging. Tom and Owen discuss getting fucked over by a web developer and the future of OhNoMedia, which thankfully is looking better now than a few weeks ago. So look forward to a new website soon to make your oh no experience a little less shitty.Were rebounding for the new year and hoping for some Powerball glory! Enjoying some Beers and getting dirt on one of our own.You'll Love it.Facebook.com/ohnoradioshowSubscribe on iTunes: search ohnoradioshow@therealonrs

ONRS - Moist Sleepy Asians

Now that the thanksgiving's are all done, we can get back to a regular Thursday show with our usual nonsense. Tom's out still, partying down in the bahamas while the rest of us carry his ass and the ohnoradioshow to glory. Its Owen, Ty and Zack this evening getting weird, but what more do you expect from the shit ship. In brief heres what happened:-Its a moist evening and people hate that word-Ty goes over his weekly puke count and were all impressed-Asians are sleepy-Beaners get a bad rap-Octopi might be aliens-Zack doesn't fuck with the ocean-Owen tells you the whole synopsis of the movie "Tusk"-some guy gets backstage access by faking a wikipedia article-Kim Jong Ill facts-Boats are driving down I-4-Psy is back and still awesome-Breadface-We check out a new band, Piñata Protest. Mariachi Punk Rock-Then we bust out some Clips-We try and figure out the history of PF Flyers and Converse based upon Ty's shoes and we learned of tire shoes.-Products include, the "Flame Buddy, the Ready Sip, Check my temp, Farties and the Zombait."-Gunz-Mikey Avalon and fishnets.and of course, bags of dicks to feast,check out all the clips featured on tonights program HERE!facebook.com/ohnoradioshowmixlr.com/ohnoradioshow@therealonrsleave a voicemail @ 321-332-0186 or Skype ohnoradioshow

ONRS- Facebook names and MySpace Dicks

ONRS- Facebook names and MySpace DicksOnce a week a group of four degenerates gather together with some microphones and dick jokes... They then attempt to do the unthinkable... say something that makes them laugh. That ladies and gentlemen is the ethos that is the OHNORADIOSHOW! Tonight we start off pretty heavy on the subject of space dicks, you know, dicks from space, fantasy alien penis'. Ty returns after a 2 week hiatus of almost dying, Zack wears some red sweat pants and Tom goes Barile all over this shit. The rest is as follows:-Worf from star trek rules-Mongoloids isn't a nice thing to say-Skeletors dick fell off-The big show has a small weiner-No one gives a fuck about Avatar-No one wants to ever bang Hillary-You will never see an old midget-Durex condoms want a condom emjoii-Some people are scared of bridgesand the best trumpet ever heard at a weddingDuncan calls to give us a blizzard and space dick update. Donia follows suit with a call about her battle with Facebook. All Clips mentioned on the show can be found here!All around a great time had by all, Don't miss this show!leave us a voicemail: 321-332-0186 or Skype ohnoradioshowLike us on FB: www.facebook.com/ohnoradioshow

ONRS - Marty McDurst Day

ONRS - Marty McDurst Day - 10-21-15Its a Wednesday show, Its just Owen, Ty and Zack. Owen is going on vacation, so heres a rundown...Its Back to future day and we talk about Western movies, Zack having a gaping dick hole in his pants and how much Scientology e-meters cost. Duncan calls in and talks with us about the church of scumbagology, Non erect cum shots, Totes mcgoats and his enemy the trash horse.We discuss Brian Wilson the "Texas law hawk" How Back to the future predicted 911, and even get into some Urban Dicktion.The rest of the evening goes about like this:-Huey Lewis and Fred durst got in a fight-The pines are the towers, the towers are the pines-Ty made a pact in high school-Road trips, weddings and wedding attire are a painAnd then as promised, we close the show with some products and Kmart music...Products Tonight include-Ember coffee mug-Sprays for all body deodorant and instant hard dicks-The ejaculator - hands free Vr porn device For all clips mentioned on tonights show check out our you tube playlist

ONRS- Driving Monkey's and Dentist Boners

ONRS - 10-15-15On tonights show we welcome back to the studio from "a Mediocre time with Tom and Dan” Samantha and Travis Haar. We discuss Travis’ new band “The Tell”, take calls from Gino and our friend Swervey Jones and Owen explains he how he doesn’t like porn thats not in English. Ty goes on a date, Owen needs to go to the dentist and theres a mushroom in Hawaii giving women orgasms. Travis gets a boner, we discuss a smart ass Orangutan named Chantek, listen to the drunk macaroni and cheese kids apology and discover a game from the 70’s called “Great Moves”. So sit back and enjoy: Driving Monkey’s and Dentist Boners.facebook.com/ohnoradioshowleave a voicemail for the next show at 321-332-0186 or skype ohnoradioshowowen@ohnoradioshow.com

ONRS - Glass Bridge to nowhere

Its good to have the full crew back tonight, and also welcome our guest Thom Solo. Thom chats with us a bit whilst sketching us and our characters during tonights show. We talk about his art, bad movie watchers, silly GIF apps and rich drunk assholes that want mac and cheese. China builds a huge glass bridge and its already starting to shatter. The central florida cobra now haunts your laundry, a homeless man does puppetry with skulls in publix and an Australian drives into the ocean. We encounter some supernatural goblins, a douchebag on jeopardy, and some drunk rafting sisters. Some guy gets way to stoned and calls 911, Duncan gives us a mile high update and we chat about Heat vision and Jack. Some guy hates our logo, and he can suck a dick.For all the clips mentioned on tonights show click HERE!!!Facebook.com/ohnoradioshowmixlr.com/ohnoradioshow@therealonrsLeave a voicemail at : 321-332-0186

ONRS- The Waffle Stomp

Behold the latest voyage of the shit ship ONRS! The gruesome foursome are in studio tonight, and right off the bat it's off to the races. Identity theft, our need for sponsors, and the new site open up this weeks show, followed with a brand new game; Urban Dicktion! Then it's some exceptionally bad music before Clips, Products, and what a filthy animal Ty is. Of course what episode would be complete without a call from the Mile High Correspondent, and all the dick references you can handle. All aboard the #ShitShip!Check out all the clips mentioned on tonights show here!