ONRS - EP 483 - Behold the Microwave POWER!!!

Onrs - 2-11-21
 
What candy bars does no one eat anymore?
-nestle crunch
 
Good looking guys don’t get dandruff/ good skin. Seltzen blue commercial
 
Vape nerd commercial, stealing money from moms purse
 
Do businesses like uber start doing a vaccine validator?
 
Freddy prinze jr.hates being a sex symbol. Hated kissing on set.
 
Who’s the best kisser of the ohno universe?
 
Son of clips
 
Fuck the super bowl, but is anyone else interested in the first civilian trip to space
-would you do it?
 
The guy eating at the hotdog station at 7-11
 
Ty is working from home
 
Fuck schitts creek/ not funny
 
Microwave power settings
 
Zoolander cartoon
 
Johnny Moonbags with the news 
 
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ONRS - EP 400

 
Its Episode 400. Owen and Ty Reminisce about the past and get a tad tipsy in the process.
We thank all of you that have made it this far on the journey and we personally want to let you know that OHNO doesn't ever stop.
FYD
EABOD
PLENTY MORE TO COME...
Seriously stay tuned.
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ONRS - EP 372 - No Nut November

ONRS back at it again. Weird Sunday show this week. Tonight we discuss the phenomenon known as No Nut November. We also talk with Ty's roommate Kory, who lets us know how annoying Ty is to live with. We chat a bit about one of Owen's most hated bands (a perfect circle), the fanny pack revolution, and contemplate if Owen looks like a drug dealer or not.
In Clips we lament on:
Jiffy Lube Illuminati
Kyle - Never forget
Dr Amigo
and Compressor Head
Enjoy the show, in the second segment we even discuss Alex Jones' latest revelation that he is indeed a gay frog.
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ONRS - EP#252 - The NO Sign and Dirty Kitchens

Today Owen's laptop crashed, he is mad. He had to fuck with computers and audio gear for about 7 hours to make this show possible. Everything turns out ok and the show is actually pretty much awesome. We get tons of congratulations from everyone because were big shots now...
Oh No Radio Show... Nominee for Orlando Weekly's Best Podcast in Orlando! PLEASE VOTE FOR US NOWany way we get calls from pretty much EVERYONE! including Duce from "A happy hour with Johnny and Duce"We get a check in from "The Don" and we do some......
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ONRS - EP 238 - Drink your own dick beer

DRINK YOUR OWN DICK BEER
The forgettable foursome of Owen, Ty, Zack and Tom are all back in the studio once again.
In short heres how it goes… Zack tales us of his never ending issues with his “Brand new to him” Jeep including a broken window motor in the rain, nails in tires and hood rat auto shops. The boys discuss shitty cars and horrible work truck accidents. Ty rolls around on fix a flat. Its just a mess. As of recording, Ty’s house doesn’t have power.
Owen almost passes out from driving with no A/C in rush hour, Tom has a ghetto fan in his car, proof were a super classy bunch. We learn hear tales of “gigs gone wrong” in which its apparently common for box truck accidents to happen. Jack Bender calls and tells a story of things going wrong doing donuts in a gold cart in reverse… and an awesome uber experience in NOLA. 
We do some clips and some guy smokes.. and smokes and smokes….
Then we talk about Balls. Balls Australia shows us what up with balls. Balls guys, all the balls.
If believe it or not, we talk about country music and play some of the really good stuff.
Kiefer Sutherland is doing country now.
Heres the clips. 

ONRS - Glass Bridge to nowhere

Its good to have the full crew back tonight, and also welcome our guest Thom Solo. Thom chats with us a bit whilst sketching us and our characters during tonights show. We talk about his art, bad movie watchers, silly GIF apps and rich drunk assholes that want mac and cheese. China builds a huge glass bridge and its already starting to shatter. The central florida cobra now haunts your laundry, a homeless man does puppetry with skulls in publix and an Australian drives into the ocean. We encounter some supernatural goblins, a douchebag on jeopardy, and some drunk rafting sisters. Some guy gets way to stoned and calls 911, Duncan gives us a mile high update and we chat about Heat vision and Jack. Some guy hates our logo, and he can suck a dick.For all the clips mentioned on tonights show click HERE!!!Facebook.com/ohnoradioshowmixlr.com/ohnoradioshow@therealonrsLeave a voicemail at : 321-332-0186

ONRS - Will Smith almost died

Tonight its just Owen, Ty and Zack in studio as Tom is out of town making some cheddar. That's earning money for all you squares. Anyway, Ty finds a Larabar in my house and we are forced to try it as we all have many questions, such as is it a women's only food? Owen almost pukes because of how gross it is. Once he gets his composure he asks of everyone "does anybody really care about Will Smith anymore?". The general consensus is that he's pretty overrated but that the movie "Wild Wild West" is awesome. The chat keeps Zack updated on a current football game, Zacks dad hates Will Smith and our "Mile High / Will Smith Correspondent" Duncan gives us a call. We then venture into the strange and intimate world of a question that's morbid and interesting... What was the closest you've ever come to death?It spawns a myriad of interesting stories including duncan falling out of a jeep, rolling over cars, and missile attacks. We eventually get to clips in the second segment (for all clips mentioned on the show CLICK HERE) where we witness:-This weeks greatest troll @Fart-Earning money by standing in lines-Ty's latest Kazakhstan'y...? Music video-And various drones with dead animals on themWe do some Urban Diction as our segment "Products" is still on hiatus until we receive some more donations.We love you allThanks for listeningwww.facebook.com/ohnoradioshowLeave a message for us at:321-332-0186skype: ohnoradioshow 

ONRS- EP #209 - Sculpture Rings and Silly things

Well ladies and gentlemen, tonight was an absolute treat. We honestly had one of the most fun, interesting and down to earth guests we've ever had in studio in the way of our now good friend Rebecca Rose. (http://www.sculpturings.com/). We learn a bit about her art and process and Owen pretends to know what he's talking about. We play a game for the artists in studio, discuss some polk county, and even get to some clips. check out all clips here.Will finish this show description soon, much love-ONRS321-332-0186@therealonrs

ONRS -Quiznos doesn't Fuck Kids

A welcome return to the starting lineup tonight as we have our usual degenerates on the show again finally! Coming out swinging with Deez Nutz, and rolling right into talking about the most legitimately hardcore, near murder committing wrestler of all time; New Jack. Roll with the majesty of Clips, and the debauchery of Products. And finally be rewarded by phone calls from our good friend and host of our pod cousin from across the pond, Waxing Lyrical- Mark Hales, and our Mile High, extreme wrestling specialist Correspondent Duncan. All in all, smooth sailing aboard the shit ship, and Ty actually made a good joke.Oh yeah, don't fuck kids.@therealONRSfacebook.com/ohnoradioshowLive at 8:30 EST every Thursday at www.mixlr.com/ohnoradioshow

ONRS - The 50 inch, Boney M, Lizard man Experience

The title says it all:ONRS - The 50 inch, Boney M, Lizard man ExperienceLadies and gentlemen, the Boys are back! No guests on this episode, just our core group of misfits, doing what they do best. We discover Ty has a funktastic alter ego on this show, as well as talk about a woman with a 50" booty. Our Mile High Correspondent calls in to give us the low down on the high life in Colorado as well. So kick back, light up, drink up, and enjoy this weeks episode of the best show you aren't listening to, ONRS.Oh yeah we talk about some dumb piece of fabric too. Check it out.For all clips featured on tonights show check out the youtube playlist here

ONRS - An Oh No Birthday Show

Its Owen's birthday and he makes sure to let everyone know it! Joining Owen in studio is our favorite lizard man Ty, the tallest asian in all the land Jimi, the ever exhausting Etchie and an old friend named Doug. We play sex truth or dare and take a ridiculous amount of phone calls from our loyal subjects (i mean fans).Theres a shitload of nonsense we get too on this one, so much so that i can't be bothered to bullet point it like i usually do. Just listen ass hole.Check out all the clips featured on this show here:-Eat a bag of dicks... ONRS

ONRS - Kaleigh Baker Little Girl Blue

On tonights show is just Owen and Tom holding down the fort with some of the most interesting guests to ever grace the oh no radio show studios. We are graced by the presence of Orlando music legend Kaleigh Baker, fellow musician Andy Matchett and all around bad ass Jessica Pawli. Kaliegh and Andy give us a run down of how they met, there careers and there upcoming show at the Orlando Fringe Festival, Janis Joplin - Little Girl Blue. Jessica gives us a brief history on fringe and we are luck enough to get an in studio music performance from Ms. Baker. After the break we switch things up and invite old friends of the show Travis and Jeff to shoot the shit with us. We check out the hot fire of Dave OG, youtubes latest rap star, take a couple calls and of course check out everyones favorite PRODUCTS!Thanks for listening, as always, eat a bag of dicksCheck out all the clips featured on tonights show here!

ONRS - Stuck In Jamaica

Its Owen, Ty, Etchie and the grand return of Barille, fresh from his forced vacation in paradise. Full show description will be up tomo with links to all the clips. Sorry but all the staff went home early tonight.-ONRS

ONRS - Samantha and the stand bang

Well its Owen, Ty and Etchie holding down the scum for us tonight....but low and behold we are graced with the presence of a very special guest. Samantha of a Mediocre time with Tom and Dan stops by the studio and even brings her husband Travis. We do some talking, about stuff, you know the usual banging on piles of laundry type of talk. We discuss Ty's crazy pee evening, Owen's inability to stand up bang, and even get a call from our friend Donia. We talk about women stuffing phones in bras... Overall as you can tell it was a quality episodeDONT FORGET TO BUY A SHIRT!!!!!! Use the link on the right to donate $20, we will figure out the rest, (Expect a lovely personal email)check out all the clips from the show on that link we just posted.www,Facebook.com/ohnoradioshowtwittter: @therealONRSLeave us a voicemail 321-332-0186 or Skype ohnoradioshow 

ONRS - The Big Niegowski

Tonight was quite the adventure for all here at the oh no radio show... Ty was just simply absent in the cohost chair for the first segment whilst Owen and Etchie talked to a new friend "Sebastian Niegowski". Sebastian is a You Tube content creator, director and interviewer of porn stars, so naturally we get into a bit of the latter. We ask our guest of his customs, language and accent. Oh yeah did we mention he was Polish! Ty graces our presence in the second segment where we get to some CLIPS and PRODUCTS!Please check out all of Sebastian's awesomeness at: youtube.com/c/sebastianniegowski and check him out on twitter @SebNiegowski.You Tube Clips Featured on the episode can be found here!!!