ONRS - EP 580 - Mediocre Super Powers and Blow Holes

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Big Thing: Mediocre super powers
Power to part people like Moses 
Talk every language on earth/ fictional / animal
Talk to dolphins
Flight…but its just barely faster than walking
Never poop, but double pissing
Thought reading, but its only peoples horny thoughts.
Ability to summon all animals, but they dont know or understand you when they get there

Getting high and practicing moonwalks 

Hue and his misconceptions about blowholes

Where would you stick it?

Could you make speed bumps in the night ?

Sex at weddings 

Outdoor sex

MIKES THOUGHTS
Can we get cooler money as America? All green and boring.
Ive been seeing more blind people walking around alone. Good thing? Bad thing? You tell me.

 

THIS OR THAT: Lairs
Swamp Dome or Tundra Mountain Cave
Space Station or Underwater Bubble
Volcano or Hidden Urban underground
Rain forest or Massive Junkyard fort

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