Oh No Radio Show

So we start in a technical blunder, and fumble through the worst opening in podcast history. Duncan tells tales of mexico, Ty tells us what he does, and Owen babbles. Its a show. plus, God Hates Bags.

So we start the  show in a most moonish and unusual fashion. Owen is joined by  Duncan, Kelsey, Lightning TY and ONRS virgin Stinky Pete. who has issues with hate strikes. Owen does his drunken best to hold the show together but ends up failing miserably. We talk  sex, tentacles, and because of the ridiculousness, after the Demon C*** talk, we are forced to chill out and take a break. We end up doing so by listening to the debut of Theresa's drunken movie reviews. We hear both the review of inception and the breakfast club. After the break, Bender gives us a call and we are blessed with another edition of Benders Newsstand. We venture into plenty of random stories including mormons knocking on doors and Owen getting pulled over. Some other stuff happens. Owen gets stressed out.

Tonight show starts out much different than most episodes of the ONRS. We botch the opening after getting plauged with bullshit technical issues, but eventually get to the meat, and balls, and tits. We talk about the cost of weddings, wedding music, masturbating while driving and the physics of strange penises. Owen explains how he almost broke a hip on a pogo stick, got chocolate in the bed and recounts the death of a caterpillar. Yep its a show.

Yep , were back, Sorry. Duncan got an iphone, we get a call from Owens brother, we answer some of Mark's questions, and Ty joins us once again. We talk about smelly people, childhood memories and having sex with snookie. Then we talk alot about shit.
yep very proud.

Here at the Oh No Radio Show were not scared to raise hell and talk some nerd nonsense at the same time. Tonight we discuss Zombies.... (at length}, driving manual cars, and shady Russians. We deal with the usual audio irritations, complain about money, and ask for your help with our coming DONATE button on the site. We get zero call's Owen gets bummed and we contemplate the future of the show...
Duncan and Ty join Owen in the studio again for another episode of jibbery jash as we enter a new age of the show.
That last part was complete BS, its the same trash as always...
-ONRS

So tonight we throw the birthday bash for Owen and the ONRS. We have more people than mics and as a result its probably not the best sounding show, but screw you all, were poor. Owen and Carson pop balloons, Bender calls in with another edition of "Benders Newsstand" and we get to know Rapey Bojangles and the Rapetastic Rape Machine. We sing songs, talk nonsense and celebrate as only the Oh No Radio Show can...
Lots of love to all involved in this episode and this show.
-ONRS

So without beating bushes and all that, lets get to it. Tonight Owen and Duncan are left with no guests and as such the world is witness to what happens when we are left alone. We talk about awkward cop situations, come up with a new style of marketing, Fuck Home Depot, and then Duncan spills his energy drink. We review Obama's weird dog eating joke, have a chat with Bender and end the show with some wobble baby...
Rate this 5 stars on both this site and itunes....
pretty please.

Im not going to lie, i (Owen) was far off form for this show, Nevertheless, we have a full studio of Scumbags, and quite possibly reach overload status. Back again is Duncan, wolfgang, and even tall ty, but more importantly we are joined by our special guest Scott (Pope of the Scumbags). As always Bender chimes in for a bit of Benders Newsstand, Ian gives us a call, Owen gets drunk and loses his shit...
Another Fine Oh No Radio Show!

Tonight is one of those nights that hard to describe. Its an unusual Oh No Radio Show, as Owen is left without his cohost Duncan once again. Instead we feature the return of Wolfgang who has alot of explaining to do, as he fell asleep live on the show the last time he was on. We also welcome back our favorite half gay duo, life partners Adam and Christian. They say some stuff. We get a phone call from AJ of the band 8 Stories High, and Owen gets a boner when Ross from a Mediocre time with tom and dan graces us with his presence. As always, Bender gives us a buzz and throws down with his gameshow "Benders Newsstand",  and we all enjoy a bit of Blind Porn.
Its a hell of a show, give it a chance.

So this most recent episode might have topped an overall high when it comes to scumbaggery, (or low depending on your disposition). Either way Owen is joined by cohost Duncan, latest hanger on Tall Ty, and future member of the oh no radio show scumbag family scooter. We talk about people in wheelchairs, staring problems and end with a Treyvon rap.

Well folks tonight we have  a very special treat for all of you worthless podcast listening pieces of shit to enjoy. We have Kurt joining us and explaining it might be his last radio show for quite some time. Owen Suffers without his cohost duncan, and we all have to deal with some new gay guy named Ian. We get another edition of Benders Newsstand and also get a random call from our old friend Tony.
Party on wayne.

Well tonight we take things back to the old school Oh No Radio Show. Its Me, Duncan and Kelsey for most of the show, but we have a good time taking a look at some shit in the news. We take a hard look at the shooting of Trayvon Martin in Sanford Florida and analyze the police calls. Next on the agenda is that of Jason Russell, who in the height of the success of his charity, Decided to to get fucked up and jizz on some cars. As usual we blab about some other nonsense, and a guest joins us in the drunken second half.

As the title reads, its all Kony's Fault... And that's why we need money. That's right, before i continue with this show synopsis im going to rant and beg for money. Email me @ ohnoradioshowowen@gmail.com if you want to either donate money or a new mixing board. or both, Duncan will show you his penis via Polaroid for every worthy donation.
Anyways now to the show recap. Tonight we have Duncan (roadhouse), Kurt (crazylegs) and Jay (Jables). We have far to much intellectual conversation but the scumbag still shines through."Mr Adam slip and fall" gives us a call to verify our cameras are working and explains how he cracked open his skull.  We battle with dying equipment and shitty internet, and take a call from local band Death After Texas.  Very good Album, Quite tasty.
Its a pretty disjointed call, as is the ONRS and Owen ends up getting a reference wrong and being a bit of a dick...But the show must go on and does. We all have fun with our new game show "Benders Newsstand", and we all get enlightened by Kurt's experiences at an old job.
Duncan leaves us to get ink before the second segment, but its ok, because Owen, Kurt and Jay talk walking dead spoilers.
Oh and Fuck Ivory Soap.

Its another monday, hence another edition of the Oh No Radio Show. As always Owen is joined by Cohost Duncan and we are all blessed to have returning guest Kurt and brand new to the show every ones favorite new yorker, Mark. We talk our general filth, listen to a phone interview with a UK fan, and feature a brand new game show segment from our friend Bender called "Benders Newsstand".
Owen rants about spoilers on facebook, and kurt talks kidney stones... Some denim metal jacket talk at some point aswell.
-Enjoy!
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Tonight we are graced with stand-up comedian, Kurt Frizzell, who talks about his various experiences in life.  Tony of Bob's Newsstand fame calls in and he and Owen dispel any rumors of a bad band breakup. Wolfgang does everything he can to ruin the show, and ends up falling asleep. We eventually get a report from Bender on the west coast. Big thanks to Kurt, who might be a reoccurring character if were lucky.
-ONRS + Kurt "Crazy Legs" Frizzell
and that Duncan guy
wolfgang is asleep... but im sure he sends his regards.