ONRS - Jessica Pawli and so much more

• February 27th, 2015

Tonight we were graced with probably our finest guest on our strange program. Jessica Pawli is a woman who you have all heard on the radio but probably never realized it. Jessica is currently hosting a great talk show over on WPRK 91.5 here in Orlando and she kindly stops by to shoot the shit with the scumbags that inhabit the ohnoradioshow. Thankfully she can handle a glass of bourbon and gets excited by the ability to swear on a podcast. We talk a bit about Jessica's career and she sheds some interesting radio knowledge. 

By the way, Duncan and Tom are still gone on paid administrative leave, so our good friend Etchie joins Owen and Ty to hold the fort down.
Tonight has some amazing clips and of course PRODUCTS brought to you by www.bugasalt.com
Check out all the clips mentioned on the playlist HERE!!! 
Otherwise, listen to the show and eat a bag of dicks.

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ONRS - Tenacious Etchie, Owl Capone and Aggressive Filth

• February 20th, 2015

So tonights show was probably a much different experience than you loving scumbags are used to. As mentioned in the last show, Tom and Duncan are out of town on money making scams whilst promoting the Ohno lifestyle. In there absence our podcasting brother Etchie from Answer Pants (www.rampantradio.com) does his best to fill the scummy void. Before long Etchie and our other friend in studio "Christian the Scumbag of the Gay's" take the show in extremely nerdy directions even involving Tenacious D. Owen tells us a tale of a park with killer owls that are attacking joggers and before you know it we get into some CLIPS!

some science guy does some weed and gets an mri, afroman punches out a woman, and some new police training technology. Vanilla ice gets busted, we learn about THUNDER SNOW, and get into some delightful cum recipes. 
We also take a min to promote our newest sponsors the Bug-A-Salt for there recent partnership with the show. www.bugasalt.com
We eventually get to some "products" and even take a call from our good friend Duncan not before nerding out about 100 more times before ending the show.  
As always "Eat a Bag of Dicks"

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ONRS - A New Era of Vagi-Steams and Jazz Juice

• February 13th, 2015
ONRS - A New Era of Vagi-Steams - 2-12-15

With time comes age, with age comes wisdom, with money comes boobs! Its another long ass show tonight but you all get graced by a new theme song which helps set the pace of some very dramatic oh no news. People come and people go with the beginning of a fresh year for all scumbags far and wide. We discuss the future an take a call from Etchie from Rampant Radio's "Answer Pants", Ty tells us about his broke ass truck...AGAIN and Tom does some shit on twitter. (PLUG: www.bugasalt.com)
Theres plenty of clips and even some products in this bad boy. You can find them all over on this weeks you tube playlist. We talk about our new shirts and stickers and even mention a possible new Bonus Super Group... "The Crisp as Fuckers"...
Theres a lot of Vagina talk on tonights show, from yogurts to steaming. Automatic head lights make people retarded road hazards and Ty is starting a kickstarter to help him retrieve a new car. In return Ty will also be supplying dick pics from across the nation, if thats your thing. Jazz Juice....Jazz Juice.

Jamie Lee Curtis...Penis? yes or no?
Ty brings up his porn habits, which now feature Scooby Doo Parodies. Owen gets called out on not knowing anything about clotted cream by Mark of Waxinglyrical via voicemail, as Owen forgets to use his own songs. We dive into the reality show Repo Games, the harshest child punishment ever and Gweneth Paltro's Puss.
We play some tunes and take a break. Then we do a second segment. I can't be bothered to recap another hour, so how about you just listen to the thing. Also someone get me a Smart Stone.
Love you, Eat a bag of dicks.
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ONRS - Farts in the shower and CLIPS

• February 6th, 2015
ONRS- Farts In the shower

We open the show with a bit of inside talk involving the recent developments to the Scumbag Studios. Duncan recounts last weeks show and his experience dealing with a pre show stressed out monster of an Owen. 

Before i get too far in this show description, i must apologize for the sub par audio quality in the first 20 min of show this week. Please understand we have made a lot of changes in the last week that will take a show or two to dial in but will ultimately be for the greater good. We call this a Scumbag Period. Just stick with it folks as big things are happening including a new website and MERCH! Which we hope you will get behind and buy. 


The boys toy with the future of the ONRS and its current theme song, watch a yellow dinosaur save children from rape and get really into fart talk. Randy Quaid debuts this evenings CLIPS! We dive into a little ASMR Autonomous sensory meridian response...BrainGasms. Owen pretends to know about Clotted Cream as the resident Brit, but none of us are exactly sure what it is.

We thank Mark Hales of Waxing Lyrical for leaving us a voicemail and our friend Bender for giving us a ring. Before break Ty gets into some dangerous territory.

The second segment starts because people were talking about terrible tv shows on break... 
Everyone but Owen has seen "Buffy the Movie". Is the pee wee movie happening?

Movie talk. Discovering movies way after the fact. Ancient Aliens might be real. We talk a lot about Giorgio A. Tsoukalos and his early years. Owen lets everyone down.

Of Course theres some PRODUCTS! but we make you wait till the end.

If you'd like to check out all the clips on tonights show, check out this youtube playlist that includes them all... 
No particular order: 


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ONRS - Mysteries and Missing Bricks

• January 30th, 2015

Sorry for the late upload, but we had a couple technical issues with the show this week that slowed us down. For a brief moment i thought this show might have actually been lost. Thankfully due to some sneaky tricks i was able to salvage it from the ashes for your listening pleasure. 

On this weeks show
-Ty forgets that were on the internet and gets a little gropey
-Jack Bender from San Diego joins us in the Cena closet
-We talk about poor oral hygiene 
-Hollywood calls to make us famous
-Owen accuses members of the show for stealing his bricks  
-We debut a new segment "Oh No Mysteries"
-Standup comedian Rauce Padgett gives us a call and tells us about his latest show at the Tampa Improv and he gives us a little scat
-In this weeks "Clips" we check out:
-We listen to some "MoistBoyz"
-Owen shows some terrible art he had made using the web service Fiverr.com
-In this weeks products we check out:
-New app "Roadie"

-To wrap things up we get a call from Gino the angry Italian
As always thanks for listening and without further ado... Eat a bag of dicks.


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ONRS - Fashionable Dicks and Wakie Chats

• January 23rd, 2015

ONRS - 1-22-15 - Fashionable Dicks

-Fashion Trends
-Rick Owens Dick Dresses for guys (Fashionable Dicks)
-Oh No Presents the Dick Fashion Show
-We take a couple of “Wake Up” Calls on the app Wakie and talk to a lovely woman from Canada
-Tonight is Cheese party night…Enough Said.
-Owen explains a new app called Yik Yak, designed for anonymous location based social media
-Dunan has ether flashbacks
-Too Cross faded to figure out how to play go fish
-Ty is a real life looney Toon
-Then its time for CLIPS!!!
-OH NO Dance craze
-Our mindview of sleaze ball
-Super sexy sleep dreams
-Peaky Blinder roleplay 
-Pussy Bags
-Alien, Zombie and Cyborg sex toys
-When the wheels come off the wagon
On Break we Jam to some Wolfmother
-The gang enjoys some stinky cheese after break, Stilton to be clear. Cheesy time ensues
-We all get hungry and talk about steak
-The joys of horse radish and bloody marys
-Zima time!
-Getting Drunk at a KISS concert in detroit
-Detroit rites of passage 
-Grandma gives you booze
-Bender calls in with some very weak Colby Jack
-Eat a bag of dicks.

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ONRS - Geraldos titty parties

• January 16th, 2015
ONRS - 1-15-15
-Owen is in a wedding, we start the show with some Bachelor party debauchery
-Owen gets a haircut in honor of the wedding, some are saying looks like hitler.
-We take the groom indoor Go Karting... Puking ensues
-Ty meets an old acquaintance from his youth and introduces him to the studio
-Bucket List: Strip Club DJ
-Ty is the Wiz Liz
-Tom puts his Hands down his pants a lot, plays with balls.
-Krys tells us about Flame Throwing on Geraldo
-Ty talks about setting Muslims on fire
-Duncan is the self proclaimed, Intergalactic Heavy weight co host champion of the world.
-Why is Krys here?
-The Cena Closet
-Kellly Clarkson
-We develop a new jingle for 321-332-0186
-Snake Farts

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ONRS - The Menstrual Cup and the Cohost Championship Belt

• January 8th, 2015

All your regular scumbags are back on this one, and you will rejoice as we gift you with over 2 hours of quality entertainment. Ok, thats a lie, but Owen, Ty, Duncan and Tom are indeed in studio and were forced to catch up with all of the holiday bullshit so we can get to a show. Tonight theres some plane crashes, shit drinking and some knife throwing. As always we learn about products and we feature a phenomenal feminine hygiene product know as the Lily Cup. We take a call from both Christian and our friend Donia in the group chat and as always kindly ask you to eat a bag of dicks.

Ill get to the links, don't you worry.

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ONRS - New Friends and Nipple Hair

• January 2nd, 2015

Tonights show is brought to you courtesy of long nipple hairs. We welcome a new friend of the show to studio and enjoy the finer points of being assholes as kids. Going to make these show notes awful short as its been a long day, I'm tired, drunk and am full of farts. Love to you all. Eat those dicks. -ONRS


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ONRS - Wrapping Presents with North Korea

• December 19th, 2014

ONRS -12-18-14

Tonight Its Owen, Ty, Tom and our good friend Clay. Clay is a local standup comedian and good friend of the show who helps us navigate all of the topics we put in his face. On tonights show we discuss the following mind bending concepts…
-Tom is late
-Present wrapping psychology and techniques
-Give us Money, Its Christmas
-Ty’s new hat
-Amazon x-mas
-North Korea and the “interview” discussion
-Glass Slippers
-Clay Robertson Doritos Commercial 
-Going deeper with Stephen Paul Taylor
-Peaky Blinders
Links Coming soon.

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ONRS - Barille Loves Breastfeeding

• December 12th, 2014
ONRS - 12-11-14
Its a fucking Thursday, yeah, that happened, Oh No indeed. Tonight its the usual fucks in studio, you know, Ty, Owen, Duncan and that jerky Tom guy. We discuss topics such as, Bill rapey cosby, rapeyness in the gay world, and Kevin Rapey. Our gay buddy Christian calls and he's super gay and super happy about dicks. Ty talks a bit about his terrible new shoes, Duncan is fatter than ever and looks fucking weird with his fat beard. Tom thinks I'm his friend, but I'm pretty sure, we both want each other to die. Im mean you know, its a Boston thing. This is a great show recap, but has very little to do with the episode. 
Donate money now.
It Christmas.

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ONRS-Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

• December 5th, 2014


Tonight we welcome back resident scumbag Duncan as he returns from his nation wide scumbag promotional tour. Owen’s here, Ty’s here, Toms here and Duncan even drags the lovely Kelsey along. Things obviously haven't changed much as we very quickly get back to shit and dicks, we only do it because we love you.
We talk about:
-Ice in toilets / Urinals 
-Ty has a shit dick
-The new hit song “Everybody know’s shits fucked
-My strange addiction “Piss Drinker
-What does it take to "Fly the ghetto bird"
-The Pro's and Con's of phone cases
-The art of Cock Shining
-This weeks PRODUCTS!
-Spoilers on the social media
-Sex Farts
Thanks for listening, as always, Eat a back of dicks

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ONRS - Scott Stapp, John Daker and the Mark of the Beast

• November 29th, 2014

Tonights normal Thursday show did not air this week due to the festivities of Turkey day in America. Instead we do the show a day late this week with a stripped back cast to make sure we give you your weekly show. 

It Owen, Ty and longtime friend of the show gay Ian in studio who are all stuffed from eating holiday leftovers. We talk about Scott Stapp's recent meltdown, discover the worlds greatest vocalist John Daker and see a piece of technology that might be the Mark of the Beast.
As always we take a look at some products including JAnimalsBig Mouth Masks and Liftys the invisible bra. Later we discuss a boxing match with aging Hollywood star Mickey Rourke and a man 33 years his junior which many are calling a hoax in the name of Russian Propaganda.
We take a call from our Scumbag on the Road Duncan and wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving. Eat a bag of dicks
-Oh No Radio Show

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ONRS - Losing Dogs and Grand theft Blowjobs

• November 21st, 2014

Tonight Owen is back from his cruise and we quickly learn of his arrival by way of him losing a friends friends dog. We examine the latest Juggalo invasion in Portland, Oregon, and Duncan lets us know of the hipsters he and his people want to eradicate. The video game Grand Theft Auto 5 gets a release for the new gaming systems featuring some very saucy POV type hooker action. Bill Cosby seems like he's fucked by allegations of rape and Owen contends that at his age he has nothing to lose and may be a loose rape cannon.

The boys made some new songs and as always we feature PRODUCTS!
We love you dearly, try not to eat all the dicks.
Oh yeah. Donate your money.

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ONRS - Oh No At Night…Ish

• November 13th, 2014

Oh No Radio Show is out for the week, instead we present to you a glimpse of a new show coming soon on Ohnomedia.com and the OHNO Empire. Join us for a fun filled evening with Owen, Jack, Jeff and Zack.

Owens on vacation, real show next week. Promises.

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