ONRS - Manbats and Mellotrons

• February 3rd, 2016

So due to scheduling we are forced to do an early short show this week. Its two days earlier than our usual Thursday show day and all of us are pissy and tired. We still shoot our usual shit, and the shit seas were fairly smooth, but we are all in a bit of a who gives a fuck attitude. We talk about craigslist for a bit, Theresas gross ass health drink and Owen's childhood headshot. Duncan calls and tells us about how the snow is killing everyone on the roads in denver, Owen leaves a cigarette butt in a hoodie and wears it to work by accident and even gets gifted a cake pop. 

We do some clips in the second segment. One of them is about a robot designed to fuck with telemarketers...He has a bee on his arm. 
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ONRS - Round Mound of Pound

• January 29th, 2016

Another week in the lives of ohno... where to begin, Zack got a sweet new 2007 ride, Owen got the shits and Ty actually went to the doctor. We discuss :

B.O.B, the flat earth and his new rap beef with Neil Degrasse Tyson 
Michael Jackson possibly recording music for the soundtrack of the 1993 game Sonic the hedgehog 3
Booze Traveler
Horny Vince McMahon.
and boy oh boy do we talk about some girl scout cookies. Fuck Tagalongs.
We take a break and then do some clips and products, what else do you want?
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ONRS - Lizard as Fuck and Art stuff

• January 21st, 2016

On tonights show its the usual crew of degenerates joined by two very special guests who try and enlighten the guys in the wide world of art. In studio tonight we have both Thom Solo (www.thomsoloart.com) and Donia of (artattacksonline.com). We have fun discussing what qualifies as art or not and even take a quiz to see if we can guess whether a piece of art is either modern or toddler art. Ty translates some alien lizard talk for us, we get vegan as fuck and check out one of Vince Mcmahon's feuds with Donald Trump. 

Owen recounts another tale of the bathroom bandit (a guy he works with that refuses to lock the bathroom door when using it), we discuss the electric fork, and even bash on the eagles.
Its a high energy show thats off the rails from almost the get go. We hope you enjoy. 
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ONRS - Zacks and Jacks and losing track

• January 16th, 2016

Tonight its a packed house over here at the ohnoradioshow. We welcome friends of the show from the podcast “no guarantees” Zack and Leeann. We talk our usual nonsense complete with clips and products and even get into a little bathroom banter. We discuss Owens ant farm, Disney killing lemmings and hover boards. 

Ill be honest, its been a few days since the show as I’m writing this and can’t for the life of me remember anything else we discussed. So this will have to do. 
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ONRS - The Bill Cosby of Lizards

• January 8th, 2016

Tonight we welcome the sailing of the full crew on our grand shit ship. Tom is back from his Holiday Hiatus and we are welcomed by a very special guest. Zack and Ty are here, but what else were they doing, thankfully Ty brought his younger sister Angela to the show and being the horrible people we are take full advantage of "Ty Tales". Stories about Ty told by his sister. Angela also learns of all of Ty's nipple fetishes and our chat room accurately names the show. 

Of course Duncan calls, wouldn't be a show without him! and we let him know, Oh No is going to Denver for the wedding. Duncan also envisions a new game called "Hipster or Homeless" and we get into some serious link banging. Tom and Owen discuss getting fucked over by a web developer and the future of OhNoMedia, which thankfully is looking better now than a few weeks ago. So look forward to a new website soon to make your oh no experience a little less shitty.
Were rebounding for the new year and hoping for some Powerball glory! Enjoying some Beers and getting dirt on one of our own.
You'll Love it.
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ONRS- Weed for the Homeless and Ty Gets Laid

• December 31st, 2015
ONRS - Weed For the Homeless and Ty Gets Laid - 12-30-15

We start off the show with Owen's latest bout of death. He's almost alive so a show must go on as we promised one more for you this year. Tonight we honor Lemmy as he and Motor head have always been a favorite of ONRS. Its the new usual crew again, minus our buddy Tom who is wicked tired from his long journey back to florida from vacation. Duncan calls early and we celebrate his recent his engagement along with an awesome story about the true gift of christmas...Weed for the homeless. Later we learn about Ty's big Christmas Miracle. Then we analyze his puke count. There were clips and products, alexa's and beard trimmers. Sting yoga poses, feets behind heads, ants, outdated movie reviews, and even a coffee travel mug that can brew as you go. 

Happy new year degenerates. We love you all for all your support, stay tuned for way more fun in the new year.

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ONRS - The very not Xmas special, Featuring Nipples

• December 24th, 2015

It almost Christmas and all of us seemed to not even care about it. Tonight we did however welcome our guest Becca to the studio to talk about her experiences of being a radio intern and stilt walker. She ends up partaking in all the good old ohno fun before she had to leave to go party downtown... Women..

Anyway, we talk a bit about Owen's new book, Dancing with Jesus which teaches all the most righteous moves, do some Guy Fieri Mix tape action and even bust out some stoner sloths.
Merry Christmas, Happy Festivus, Baby santa jesus day.
We love you, thank you for all the support
One more show before the new year...
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ONRS - Star Dorks and Frat Boys

• December 18th, 2015

Its been 3 weeks since we've had the full Forgettable Foursome in studio, but thankfully, for ONE WEEK ONLY! Tom has graced the shit ship once again. Tonight is Star Wars Christmas night... It full of Chewies, shooting first on faces and random street debates. Honestly its another adventure into the shit seas where we hope to land on dry land. No idea what that means...Enjoy the show. ill update this shit tomo.

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ONRS - Icelandic Diabetic Hip Hop

• December 11th, 2015

Its a fantastic night full of fantastic possibilities as ohno sets sail on another voyage. We start off with just Owen and Ty as Zack is finishing up his college finals. Theres good and bad news tonight, which one do you want first? Ty bums us bums out with his diabetes, as we make light of a pretty crazy ty health development. We can make light, and we do, but we could all be paying more attention to our well being. Owen asks listeners to call in and yell at ty and a couple try. Donia catches up with us and gives us an art basel update right as Zack joins the show on 2 hours of sleep in the last 40 hours. Zack has a lot to be happy about tonight so we let him off the hook.  We hit all the favorite segments, jam some icelandic hiphop and so much more. 

just listen you goon.
leave me alone I’m on vacation.
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ONRS - Moist Sleepy Asians

• December 4th, 2015

Now that the thanksgiving's are all done, we can get back to a regular Thursday show with our usual nonsense. Tom's out still, partying down in the bahamas while the rest of us carry his ass and the ohnoradioshow to glory. Its Owen, Ty and Zack this evening getting weird, but what more do you expect from the shit ship. In brief heres what happened:

-Its a moist evening and people hate that word
-Ty goes over his weekly puke count and were all impressed
-Asians are sleepy
-Beaners get a bad rap
-Octopi might be aliens
-Zack doesn't fuck with the ocean
-Owen tells you the whole synopsis of the movie "Tusk"
-some guy gets backstage access by faking a wikipedia article
-Kim Jong Ill facts
-Boats are driving down I-4
-Psy is back and still awesome
-Breadface
-We check out a new band, Piñata Protest. Mariachi Punk Rock
-Then we bust out some Clips
-We try and figure out the history of PF Flyers and Converse based upon Ty's shoes and we learned of tire shoes.
-Products include, the "Flame Buddy, the Ready Sip, Check my temp, Farties and the Zombait."
-Gunz
-Mikey Avalon and fishnets.
and of course, bags of dicks to feast,
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ONRS - Fart Factory

• November 28th, 2015

Well its a weird Saturday show in the middle of an afternoon, were plagued by technical issues, but that doesn't stop the Shit Ship from sailing once again. Tonight its just Owen, Ty and Tom holding down the rigging while we talk about our collective thanksgiving experiences and our general pubic grooming habits. We talk about some rockets landing, explore the best wrestling intro ever and even dive into some indian Karaoke. 

Thanks for listening...Eat a bag of DICKS
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ONRS- Facebook names and MySpace Dicks

• November 20th, 2015
ONRS- Facebook names and MySpace Dicks

Once a week a group of four degenerates gather together with some microphones and dick jokes... They then attempt to do the unthinkable... say something that makes them laugh. 

That ladies and gentlemen is the ethos that is the OHNORADIOSHOW! Tonight we start off pretty heavy on the subject of space dicks, you know, dicks from space, fantasy alien penis'. Ty returns after a 2 week hiatus of almost dying, Zack wears some red sweat pants and Tom goes Barile all over this shit. 
The rest is as follows:
-Worf from star trek rules
-Mongoloids isn't a nice thing to say
-Skeletors dick fell off
-The big show has a small weiner
-No one gives a fuck about Avatar
-No one wants to ever bang Hillary
-You will never see an old midget
-Durex condoms want a condom emjoii
-Some people are scared of bridges
and the best trumpet ever heard at a wedding
Duncan calls to give us a blizzard and space dick update. Donia follows suit with a call about her battle with Facebook. 


All around a great time had by all, Don't miss this show!
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ONRS-Bus Drivers and Butts

• November 13th, 2015

Another edition of the ohnoradioshow comes to you again by way of the crew of the shit ship. Tonight we talk our usual bullshit but get the chance to feature a new guest. Our friend Mike tells us tales of the road and the fucked up celebrities he's met along the way. Ty is puking again and didn't make it. We get some awesome calls and the chat room is alive and well. 

UPDATE: Big Mike fell asleep on my couch this evening, he farted the house to hell.
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ONRS - Kegels and Henry Rollins

• November 6th, 2015
ONRS - Kegels and Henry Rollins
Hello my fellow Degenerates! Welcome to another week of fun provided by all of us over at ohnoradioshow. Thanks for tuning in as always. Tonight we have some sad news regarding one of our own and our respects to PeachyMici. Its tough to put into words how shitty the world can be sometimes, but that why we try and keep out heads up and move on with what we do best, talking shit... Were short the tall lizard man Ty tonight but our good friend Tom is back with stories of his adventures in South America. Happy 21st B-day to our friend Hannah, enjoy the clips involving guys stuck in trees, metal dinosaurs and fake english.
Ill update this shit tomo, until then, eat a bag of dicks
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ONRS - Butt’s, Nutscaping and Oprah’s tits

• October 30th, 2015
ONRS - Butt's, Nutscaping and Oprah's tits

Tonights show is all about chasing your dreams, being positive and never forgetting about butts. We talk about the occupy movement as its super relevant right now, Owen's road trip to the North Carolina and even get “kicked off the mountain”. We talk about a strip search in a McDonalds, a yo yo specialist and drinking tea with consent. 
We all learn the majesty of the Shimmy Titty from a dashboard cam, explore 90’s wearables and the latest trend “Nutscaping”. Our buddy Big Mike calls is to ask if Oprahs tits are real and we learn of some ground breaking new technology on this weeks products.
Its another eat a bag of dicks type show, 
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