Oh No Radio Show

ONRS - Round Mound of Pound

Another week in the lives of ohno... where to begin, Zack got a sweet new 2007 ride, Owen got the shits and Ty actually went to the doctor. We discuss :B.O.B, the flat earth and his new rap beef with Neil Degrasse Tyson Michael Jackson possibly recording music for the soundtrack of the 1993 game Sonic the hedgehog 3Booze TravelerHorny Vince McMahon.and boy oh boy do we talk about some girl scout cookies. Fuck Tagalongs.We take a break and then do some clips and products, what else do you want?Please let us know guys, are you flap or no flap?Heres the youtube playlist for all clips mentioned on the show, plus probably a bunch more.Facebook.com/ohnoradioshowJoin the FB group.mixlr.com/ohnoradioshow 

ONRS - Lizard as Fuck and Art stuff

On tonights show its the usual crew of degenerates joined by two very special guests who try and enlighten the guys in the wide world of art. In studio tonight we have both Thom Solo (www.thomsoloart.com) and Donia of (artattacksonline.com). We have fun discussing what qualifies as art or not and even take a quiz to see if we can guess whether a piece of art is either modern or toddler art. Ty translates some alien lizard talk for us, we get vegan as fuck and check out one of Vince Mcmahon's feuds with Donald Trump. Owen recounts another tale of the bathroom bandit (a guy he works with that refuses to lock the bathroom door when using it), we discuss the electric fork, and even bash on the eagles.Its a high energy show thats off the rails from almost the get go. We hope you enjoy. Make sure to go check out the opening of the new downtown location of SNAP! Orlando, Thursday the 21st of Jan, at 7:00pm at 420 E. Church St. Orlando, Fl 32801as always like us on Facebook.com/ohnoradioshowhit us up on twitter @therealonrsand even leave us a voicemail for next week @ 321-332-0186 or Skype: ohnoradioshow

ONRS - Zacks and Jacks and losing track

Tonight its a packed house over here at the ohnoradioshow. We welcome friends of the show from the podcast “no guarantees” Zack and Leeann. We talk our usual nonsense complete with clips and products and even get into a little bathroom banter. We discuss Owens ant farm, Disney killing lemmings and hover boards. Ill be honest, its been a few days since the show as I’m writing this and can’t for the life of me remember anything else we discussed. So this will have to do. For all clips played on tonights show check out our youtube playlist here!Please make sure to like us on Facebook.com/ohnoradioshow and to subscribe to the podcast on iTunes. (search for ohnoradioshow)follow us on twitter @therealonrsAnd please check out noguranteesshow.com for another fun filled audio experience. 

ONRS - The Bill Cosby of Lizards

Tonight we welcome the sailing of the full crew on our grand shit ship. Tom is back from his Holiday Hiatus and we are welcomed by a very special guest. Zack and Ty are here, but what else were they doing, thankfully Ty brought his younger sister Angela to the show and being the horrible people we are take full advantage of "Ty Tales". Stories about Ty told by his sister. Angela also learns of all of Ty's nipple fetishes and our chat room accurately names the show. Of course Duncan calls, wouldn't be a show without him! and we let him know, Oh No is going to Denver for the wedding. Duncan also envisions a new game called "Hipster or Homeless" and we get into some serious link banging. Tom and Owen discuss getting fucked over by a web developer and the future of OhNoMedia, which thankfully is looking better now than a few weeks ago. So look forward to a new website soon to make your oh no experience a little less shitty.Were rebounding for the new year and hoping for some Powerball glory! Enjoying some Beers and getting dirt on one of our own.You'll Love it.Facebook.com/ohnoradioshowSubscribe on iTunes: search ohnoradioshow@therealonrs

ONRS- Weed for the Homeless and Ty Gets Laid

ONRS - Weed For the Homeless and Ty Gets Laid - 12-30-15We start off the show with Owen's latest bout of death. He's almost alive so a show must go on as we promised one more for you this year. Tonight we honor Lemmy as he and Motor head have always been a favorite of ONRS. Its the new usual crew again, minus our buddy Tom who is wicked tired from his long journey back to florida from vacation. Duncan calls early and we celebrate his recent his engagement along with an awesome story about the true gift of christmas...Weed for the homeless. Later we learn about Ty's big Christmas Miracle. Then we analyze his puke count. There were clips and products, alexa's and beard trimmers. Sting yoga poses, feets behind heads, ants, outdated movie reviews, and even a coffee travel mug that can brew as you go. Happy new year degenerates. We love you all for all your support, stay tuned for way more fun in the new year.facebook.com/ohnoradioshowmixlr.com/ohnoradioshowleave a voicemail on Skype at ohnoradioshow@therealonrs

ONRS - The very not Xmas special, Featuring Nipples

It almost Christmas and all of us seemed to not even care about it. Tonight we did however welcome our guest Becca to the studio to talk about her experiences of being a radio intern and stilt walker. She ends up partaking in all the good old ohno fun before she had to leave to go party downtown... Women..Anyway, we talk a bit about Owen's new book, Dancing with Jesus which teaches all the most righteous moves, do some Guy Fieri Mix tape action and even bust out some stoner sloths.Merry Christmas, Happy Festivus, Baby santa jesus day.We love you, thank you for all the supportOne more show before the new year...Facebook.com/ohnoradioshow@therealonrsleave a voicemail @ 321-332-0186

ONRS - Star Dorks and Frat Boys

Its been 3 weeks since we've had the full Forgettable Foursome in studio, but thankfully, for ONE WEEK ONLY! Tom has graced the shit ship once again. Tonight is Star Wars Christmas night... It full of Chewies, shooting first on faces and random street debates. Honestly its another adventure into the shit seas where we hope to land on dry land. No idea what that means...Enjoy the show. ill update this shit tomo.blah. facebook.com/ohnoradioshowvoicemails @ 321-332-0186 or Skype ohnoradioshowMixlr.com/ohnoradioshow

ONRS - Icelandic Diabetic Hip Hop

Its a fantastic night full of fantastic possibilities as ohno sets sail on another voyage. We start off with just Owen and Ty as Zack is finishing up his college finals. Theres good and bad news tonight, which one do you want first? Ty bums us bums out with his diabetes, as we make light of a pretty crazy ty health development. We can make light, and we do, but we could all be paying more attention to our well being. Owen asks listeners to call in and yell at ty and a couple try. Donia catches up with us and gives us an art basel update right as Zack joins the show on 2 hours of sleep in the last 40 hours. Zack has a lot to be happy about tonight so we let him off the hook.  We hit all the favorite segments, jam some icelandic hiphop and so much more. just listen you goon.leave me alone I’m on vacation.For all clips on the show: CHECK THE YOUTUBE PLAYLISTfacebook.com/ohnoradioshowmixlr.com/ohoradioshow (live 8:30pm EST)@therealonrsleave a voicemail @ 321-332-0186 or Skype ohnoradioshow

ONRS - Moist Sleepy Asians

Now that the thanksgiving's are all done, we can get back to a regular Thursday show with our usual nonsense. Tom's out still, partying down in the bahamas while the rest of us carry his ass and the ohnoradioshow to glory. Its Owen, Ty and Zack this evening getting weird, but what more do you expect from the shit ship. In brief heres what happened:-Its a moist evening and people hate that word-Ty goes over his weekly puke count and were all impressed-Asians are sleepy-Beaners get a bad rap-Octopi might be aliens-Zack doesn't fuck with the ocean-Owen tells you the whole synopsis of the movie "Tusk"-some guy gets backstage access by faking a wikipedia article-Kim Jong Ill facts-Boats are driving down I-4-Psy is back and still awesome-Breadface-We check out a new band, Piñata Protest. Mariachi Punk Rock-Then we bust out some Clips-We try and figure out the history of PF Flyers and Converse based upon Ty's shoes and we learned of tire shoes.-Products include, the "Flame Buddy, the Ready Sip, Check my temp, Farties and the Zombait."-Gunz-Mikey Avalon and fishnets.and of course, bags of dicks to feast,check out all the clips featured on tonights program HERE!facebook.com/ohnoradioshowmixlr.com/ohnoradioshow@therealonrsleave a voicemail @ 321-332-0186 or Skype ohnoradioshow

ONRS - Fart Factory

Well its a weird Saturday show in the middle of an afternoon, were plagued by technical issues, but that doesn't stop the Shit Ship from sailing once again. Tonight its just Owen, Ty and Tom holding down the rigging while we talk about our collective thanksgiving experiences and our general pubic grooming habits. We talk about some rockets landing, explore the best wrestling intro ever and even dive into some indian Karaoke. As always here are the clips mentioned on tonights episodeThanks for listening...Eat a bag of DICKS

ONRS- Facebook names and MySpace Dicks

ONRS- Facebook names and MySpace DicksOnce a week a group of four degenerates gather together with some microphones and dick jokes... They then attempt to do the unthinkable... say something that makes them laugh. That ladies and gentlemen is the ethos that is the OHNORADIOSHOW! Tonight we start off pretty heavy on the subject of space dicks, you know, dicks from space, fantasy alien penis'. Ty returns after a 2 week hiatus of almost dying, Zack wears some red sweat pants and Tom goes Barile all over this shit. The rest is as follows:-Worf from star trek rules-Mongoloids isn't a nice thing to say-Skeletors dick fell off-The big show has a small weiner-No one gives a fuck about Avatar-No one wants to ever bang Hillary-You will never see an old midget-Durex condoms want a condom emjoii-Some people are scared of bridgesand the best trumpet ever heard at a weddingDuncan calls to give us a blizzard and space dick update. Donia follows suit with a call about her battle with Facebook. All Clips mentioned on the show can be found here!All around a great time had by all, Don't miss this show!leave us a voicemail: 321-332-0186 or Skype ohnoradioshowLike us on FB: www.facebook.com/ohnoradioshow

ONRS-Bus Drivers and Butts

Another edition of the ohnoradioshow comes to you again by way of the crew of the shit ship. Tonight we talk our usual bullshit but get the chance to feature a new guest. Our friend Mike tells us tales of the road and the fucked up celebrities he's met along the way. Ty is puking again and didn't make it. We get some awesome calls and the chat room is alive and well. UPDATE: Big Mike fell asleep on my couch this evening, he farted the house to hell.All clips mentioned on this show can be found here

ONRS - Kegels and Henry Rollins

ONRS - Kegels and Henry RollinsHello my fellow Degenerates! Welcome to another week of fun provided by all of us over at ohnoradioshow. Thanks for tuning in as always. Tonight we have some sad news regarding one of our own and our respects to PeachyMici. Its tough to put into words how shitty the world can be sometimes, but that why we try and keep out heads up and move on with what we do best, talking shit... Were short the tall lizard man Ty tonight but our good friend Tom is back with stories of his adventures in South America. Happy 21st B-day to our friend Hannah, enjoy the clips involving guys stuck in trees, metal dinosaurs and fake english.Ill update this shit tomo, until then, eat a bag of dicksohnoradioshow.comfacebook.com/ohnoradioshowleave us a voicemail at 321-332-0186 or Skype ohnoradioshowmixlr.com/ohnoradioshow @ 8:30 PM ESTor on periscope and twitter @therealonrs

ONRS - Butt's, Nutscaping and Oprah's tits

ONRS - Butt's, Nutscaping and Oprah's titsTonights show is all about chasing your dreams, being positive and never forgetting about butts. We talk about the occupy movement as its super relevant right now, Owen's road trip to the North Carolina and even get “kicked off the mountain”. We talk about a strip search in a McDonalds, a yo yo specialist and drinking tea with consent. We all learn the majesty of the Shimmy Titty from a dashboard cam, explore 90’s wearables and the latest trend “Nutscaping”. Our buddy Big Mike calls is to ask if Oprahs tits are real and we learn of some ground breaking new technology on this weeks products.Its another eat a bag of dicks type show, thanks for listening.leave a voicemail @ 321-332-0186facebook.com/ohnoradioshowFor all clips on tonights show CLICK HERE...

ONRS - Marty McDurst Day

ONRS - Marty McDurst Day - 10-21-15Its a Wednesday show, Its just Owen, Ty and Zack. Owen is going on vacation, so heres a rundown...Its Back to future day and we talk about Western movies, Zack having a gaping dick hole in his pants and how much Scientology e-meters cost. Duncan calls in and talks with us about the church of scumbagology, Non erect cum shots, Totes mcgoats and his enemy the trash horse.We discuss Brian Wilson the "Texas law hawk" How Back to the future predicted 911, and even get into some Urban Dicktion.The rest of the evening goes about like this:-Huey Lewis and Fred durst got in a fight-The pines are the towers, the towers are the pines-Ty made a pact in high school-Road trips, weddings and wedding attire are a painAnd then as promised, we close the show with some products and Kmart music...Products Tonight include-Ember coffee mug-Sprays for all body deodorant and instant hard dicks-The ejaculator - hands free Vr porn device For all clips mentioned on tonights show check out our you tube playlist