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ONRS - EP 248 - Whats a Merkin?

ONRS - EP 248 - Whats a Merkin?
Hello to my fellow degenerates, thanks so much for taking the time to listen to Orlando’s best kept secret shit ship. Tonight we start the show reminiscing about “The Greatest” and just how amazing the man was not only in the ring but on a microphone. 
"I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.”
Moving on, heres what happened on the show:
-Sexy Names
-Old Names
-Do chicks in other countries dig American accents?
-Ty almost had a threesome in Australia at 13 years old.
-Death Pool UPDATE
-Best of the bad beers
-“I Speak English” T-shirt
-Zack’s Recipe Time
-Ty’s Dating/Tinder adventures
-Ty’s Tinder profile
-Owen goes to see some wrestling and hates on some smarks
-Everyone has a wrestling theme
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Then its time for CLIPS!
For those of you listening on a podcast app but can see this description... Just search on youtube for ohno media and look under the playlist tab to find playlists for all of the clips from our shows by date.
-Shin Kicking contests
-UFC hat stealing
-Sketchy Hotel Keys
-Boob Louge
-Kayne thinks he’s Wreck it Ralph
Are Kanye and Trump just a joke… a stunt? no? oh good god what have we done….Then its time for break….holy shit.. this is a lot of awesome.
Just think, theres a whole other hour where we talk about Merkins... you know...Female BUSH WIGS!!!!

ONRS - EP 247 - Hippos are dicks and Watson goes worldstar

I know ive been slacking with these descriptions lately, but this show is full of awesome. Maybe Zack will step up and write some shit. Im doing this on a work night and should already be in bed, so please excuse my lack of shits given. Find a list of the clips in our Facebook group. facebook.com/groups/ohnoradioshow
Lots of love, ill tidy this up soon, but for now at least you can listen to the most hated show in Orlando... "ONRS".

ONRS - EP 246 - Trump VS Johnny Cash

Misleading Title. Dont really care because it was a fucking awesome show. I'll do full show notes later today, but for now this is what you get.
My love to you all. 
 Heres the links to clips

ONRS - OHNO Celebrity Deathpool 2016

ONRS - OHNO Celebrity Deathpool 2016
People call us to chat, we have a facebook group discussing who might die... and then we record it and post it on the internet. That's normal right?

ONRS - EP 245 - It's Hip to fuck Bees

Tonight is one of those nights where Ty didn't show up and we thought he was dead. We laugh about it but seriously, its a big deal, it sucks and we hope he gets better. We discuss the PODWAR, Owen's vacation activities and Zack's friend that been pissing blood. 
Owen started a garden thats still not growing anything, the studio is still leaky and Discovery cove is overrated. We have a mishmash of nonsense including some clips, missed connections and even a few products. Yep its a show kids. Enjoy. Or not whatever.
-EABOD
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ONRS- Ep #244 - Prince Alberts and Devil Fingers

Full show description tomo. im on vacation.
Heres the CLIPS

ONRS- EP - #243 - Poo Pills and Kazoos

Greetings from the shit ship once again, it is I Owen your captain here with a briefing on tonights events.
Tonight the first shots in the grand PODWAR were fired as we at the ONRS have decided needed to be done.
Long gone are the days of times of peace and positivity toward fellow podcasters, oh no, this has been voted to be boring. So as a show we have declared war on the BYOCB podcast, because fisher called in and was all whiny, but mostly we dont like his hair. This may sound trivial, but trust me people out there, he's got insurance salesman written all over him. 
Anyway, we talk about my awesome solo dance party night, hooters vs winghouse and a guy thats eating shit to fix his gut bacteria. I pimp out shirts and magnets, use the button on the right over there and buy a shirt. $25 Limited sizes. DONATE and give me your email, ill get you a shirt and magnets and shit. 
After the break we play a new guess that tune game with kazoos, trust me its awesome. Also dont forget about the Deathpool thats about to start in the coming weeks on our facebook group.
Heres the link to all the clips on tonights show. Thanks for listening to your new favorite podcast, the best kept secret of podcasting. The show stoppers, the thrill poppers and the smacktalk skywalkers...The OHNO RADIO SHOW
EABOD
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ONRS- Ep #242 - Billy and Mrs Dean

Oh No Baby!
Its another Thursday night. Its rainy and the studio is leaking.
Everything works itself out, as Owen, Ty and Zack do what ohno does, were still trying to figure out exactly what that is. 
On tonights show we welcome to the studio Sam and Trav from "a Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan”. We shoot the shit about our shitty cars, having a baby in a toilet, owls eating cats and turning 30. Things get a bit drippy, but isn’t that just our charm.
 
We have Sam and Trav read a bit of erotic fiction for everyones pleasure before we get a call from BYOCB’s own Chris Fisher. Fisher whines about not being invited to other podcasts and Owen lays the smackdown on him with a wrestling promo. Possibly the shot that started the podwar. 
Of course we do some clips, talk about puking, and talk about our newest game “OHNO Deathpool” going on in the ONRS group on FB. 
For all clips mentioned on tonights show, check out the youtube playlist.
Big thanks to Sam and Trav for making tonights show a barrel of laughs, and to you for downloading.
See you next week
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ONRS - EP 241 - What it sounds like when Chyna dies

ONRS - EP 241 - What it sounds like when Chyna dies
So were doing the obvious and talking about Prince, and Chyna, and then some Prince and then some more Chyna… i think that lasts a good 20 min or so, its interesting what we end up creating.
“The Oh No Radio Show - Deathpool” The most morbid of games is being created on the shit ship which will be played much like a game of fantasy football. (Disclaimer this is parody and don’t wish any ill will on any person or celebrity mentioned on the show or not). Phew Legal… Im good now right?
So yeah, details will be mentioned on the show and group and we will include you all in the process. 
Ty is in great form tonight, Tom is distracted by work, Zack is being all Zack and stuff and Owen is doing some god damn sailing. We get calls from both our “Mile high correspondent: Duncan” and our old friend a long ago guest “Benny the Cajun Snake”. We ask Duncan what its like to experience Denver’s “weed hangover” after 4/20 and learn a bit about Benny’s new crazy new wild cat he just adopted… We thing it might be a leopard. 
Ty tells about his time seeing Herbie Hancock live, a true living legend, then Owen goes on an internet service provider rant. Good news! THE INTERNET IS FIXED! Should i wage cable war?
Tom tells us of his Dog/Horse track mastery and gives us the low down on the dark workings of his underworld. Then we learn about some neighbors of Owen’s that had a snake come up their kitchen sink pipe. If you don’t want to listen to this show yet, you aren’t human. its like the wrestle mania of ONRS’s. anyway links to clips below.
CLIPS PLAYLIST!
EABOD
-ONRS

ONRS-EP240-The ass pimples and the bug zapper really tie the pool together

ONRS - EP 240 - The ass pimples and the bug zapper really tie the pool together
The boys are back and tonight were doing what we do best by shooting the shit about our general everyday lives. It turns out about half the show is dying and or in constant physical pain, Owen is an exceptional gift giver and Ty’s pool is quite the gem. We talk stories of our youth, puking antics and of course ass problems. Buddy Dyer is all about that weed, Ted Cruz says no to jerking off and Zack loves BOGO chicken. Owen has sweet pool tricks.
On the break we interview Producer and Writer of the feature documentary “Wrestling Alligators” Udy Epstein. We chat about his latest project and what it was like working with the Seminole indian tribe and their transition from an extremely poor community to one centered around the wealth of the gaming industry. “Wrestling Alligators” is debuting at the Florida Film Festival this weekend, for tickets check out www.floridafilmfestival.com 
Heres the films info
In Clips we check out how to challenge a grizzly bear, freeze drying pets and peaches.
In the second segment we listen to some herbie hancock, internet problems and analyze some cartoon anti drug PSA’s. 
Its another one for the ages.
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ONRS - EP 239 - Jock Jams and calls from the homeless

Hello Degenerates! Owen here with your latest episode show description! This is the part where i try and convince you to listen and that our show is the best thing since cock rings. Im not going to lie, things didn’t exactly go as planned tonight, but it doesn’t matter because the show was yet another bastion of fun in a world of bullshit. We talk about a porn star accidentally sucking her brothers dick at a glory hole, discus the merits of a Jock Jams cover band, and buttholes, lots and lots of buttholes.
Sexual promiscuities, foot jobs, clips and products… what more can you ask for? 
I don’t have the time to spell it all out for you, Just listen to it…
Its the ohnoradioshow…
We do as we do.
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CLIPS LINKS
Failed Kickstarter links:
Christian cartoon, good life!
Secret Admirer valentines day  
The Saucemans satchel 
Joseph Experimental 
 

ONRS - EP 238 - Drink your own dick beer

DRINK YOUR OWN DICK BEER
The forgettable foursome of Owen, Ty, Zack and Tom are all back in the studio once again.
In short heres how it goes… Zack tales us of his never ending issues with his “Brand new to him” Jeep including a broken window motor in the rain, nails in tires and hood rat auto shops. The boys discuss shitty cars and horrible work truck accidents. Ty rolls around on fix a flat. Its just a mess. As of recording, Ty’s house doesn’t have power.
Owen almost passes out from driving with no A/C in rush hour, Tom has a ghetto fan in his car, proof were a super classy bunch. We learn hear tales of “gigs gone wrong” in which its apparently common for box truck accidents to happen. Jack Bender calls and tells a story of things going wrong doing donuts in a gold cart in reverse… and an awesome uber experience in NOLA. 
We do some clips and some guy smokes.. and smokes and smokes….
Then we talk about Balls. Balls Australia shows us what up with balls. Balls guys, all the balls.
If believe it or not, we talk about country music and play some of the really good stuff.
Kiefer Sutherland is doing country now.
Heres the clips. 

ONRS - EP 237 - Extreme Sauce Talk

Suffer through the intro and you will happen upon one of the most unique podcasting/radio shows on the internet. Yes ladies and gentlemen, this is the ohnoradioshow. Full of quirks, chaos and beers the boys present another edition of the weekly variety extravaganza that has taken the hearts and minds of the degenerates lucky enough to find it. Tonight we open with the idea of hope and beating the odds as one of the greatest hero’s of our generation has proven it is possible once again. The show has to beat its own odds and even the rain, but prove again the show must and will go on. Duncan gives us a call and tells tales of maids and piles of snow with his Mile High Update.
Duncan is also raising money for a great cause in the MS society and we will be providing links which we hope you will donate to both help him and the cause in the near future.
The boys talk a little BBQ and whether to sauce or not sauce. We discuss the world of sauces and the joys and pains of extreme spice. 
 Owen then decides to get into some news… noone is sure why. 
Otherwise we chit chat about: 
A guy who managed to escape 3 terrorist attacksA man arrested for failing to return a VHS tape of "freddy got fingered”Indian FoodHave you ever left a yelp review?Microsoft creates an AI robot…it turns into a nazi in 24 hoursWe check out some clips, including our good friend Hamish Patterson. We take a break, talk a good bit about a horrible Gary Busey movie which he turns into a Pomeranian… yeah you know you want some Busey. Some big old Busey. During break we make a slight line up change as Ty has to get back to eating BBQ and introduce back to the show one of our favorite local artists and “dude that stops by” Thom Solo!
Check out Thom’s art over at http://thomsoloart.com
We do some products for Zack and then talk about a space rock. Stick around until the end, theres a special treat.
For all clips and products mentioned on tonights show,check out the you tube playlist.
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ONRS - EP 236 - Nap for the Cure

Tonight we welcome our good friend donia who’s in town completing a mural in our downtown area. We chat about how much has changed in Orlando in the 19 years she’s been living elsewhere, her thoughts on Orlando City Soccer and the invasion of purple that has swept over our town. Tom tells us tales of interviewing George Thurgood and how some celebrities just embody the Rock and Roll persona. 
Donia learns how to drive in Florida again and realizes this town is full of really shitty drivers. We discuss some break room banter Owen experienced at his day job and chat about the most underrated great feelings. Owen and Tom think they both can out nap each other and agree to set up a charity event in which they “Nap for the Cure". Owen has a new snake in his yard and Idiots in Florida don't understand the primary's. 
For all clips played on tonights show check out the you tube playlist here.
 
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ONRS - EP 235 - The Trump Slump and Helen Mirren

The Shit Ship sets sail once again and all the crew is aboard. Heres the highlights from tonights show: 
-Ty puked today
-Bikes, Beans and Bordeaux 
-Tys over eating
- High life
-Owen needs a stair lift
-The internet dies because we had 800,000 listeners, so Owen has to reset the router.
-Springfield is dirty
-Orlando City Soccer
-Owens car is overheating
-Garden time
-Down Syndrome Butt
-New car/ New Mattress
-Helen Mirren was banging back in the day
-Trump and Trump and Trump.
Clips:
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...Ill finish this show description later.