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ONRS - EP 268 -The Futon Experience

Here we go again! This week's show came directly after an awesome Oh No Showcase this month with guests American Party Machine and Jessica Pawli so although it may be on the shorter-side it is still packed with awesomeness. We cram a whole lotta OH NO into episode #268 - here are just some of the GEMS tonight:
- Tom samples one of Mark's UK brews and says it tastes like Christmas..
- Ty takes us through his most recent Diabetic Adventure to the hospital..
- Jessica Pawli calls in from 7-Eleven and blames us for getting her High..
- Owen walks us through the FUTON Experience he had recently
- We talk about "Furniture Fights" every couple has had them..
- Duncan calls in and tell us of his "Wrestling Boner" he had
- We talk BLACK MIRROR and smelling your hands post masturbation..
- Owen tells the tale of Peter Freuchen - a man who used a turd as a knife
- We each take a turn an read a page from Mark Hales' Dirty Word book.
The internet showed up strong for CLIPS this week (WATCH)
- How to Rub Your Pumpkin 2
- Mr. Rogers makes a snack with a banana and a slice of cheese- WTF
- Guy reclaims armrest for the rest of America
- we Jam out to The Seneca Library Holiday Song
And that wraps up this episode of ONRS. Thanks for listening and make sure to tune in every thursday night at 8:30pm for a new episode of the Oh No Radio show over on our Mixlr page - LINK HERE
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ONRS- Oh No Showcase Volume #3 - American Party Machine

Well another month has come and gone and here we find ourselves back at it with a brand spanking new Volume for OH NO SHOWCASE! We give you VOLUME 3 with local orlando bad asses AMERICAN PARTY MACHINE. None other than SWISHER SWEETS, THE SESH and MACK STUDLEY graced the studio with their most excellent party essence as we talked about ALL-AMERICAN SHIT, Gary Paulsen's epic novel "The Hatchet", The World's Greatest Wrestler Rick Flair and the bands beef (no pun intended) with upcoming group they'll be performing with on halloween at The Abbey - MAC SABBATH. 
Make sure to check out more details HERE about APM's upcoming show with Mac Sabbath next week October 31st starting at 8pm at The Abbey in Orlando - a show you won't wanna miss!!

ONRS- EP267- English Mark can't move his arms

This is a very special episode with a very special guest, none other than Mr. Mark Hales ladies and gentlemen! That's right our brother from another UK Mother is here live in the studio this evening to chill aboard the shit ship. Not only did mark show up but he can bearing drinkable gifts a.k.a. BEERS. This episode is a WIN WIN and you'll be mighty glad you fuckin listened. Here are some choice moments from tonight's show:
- Our fans recant Mark as "The Spotted Dick" guy
- Mark tells us about his vacation abroad here in O Town with his fam
- Mark explains how his generations "British Values" have gone away in the UK today
- Mark beautifully breaks down the whole "Brexit" thing
- Time out for a FAN Happy Birthday - our NYC girl DONIA!
- Owen takes us through his Stomach thing he recently encountered one evening
- Mark talks about getting older and questioning his mortality. That "Frozen shoulder"
- The boys dissect South Beach Tow and all it's horrible Fake Ass glory
- VERSUS bestows us some battle royale-style shit
The web-o-nets showered us with golden CLIPS this week (WATCH)
- The one man band VURRO
- Look out for sensation FEEKI
- Another version of "We Will Rock You". Whole new take on a hit song WHOA
- we Jam out to The Seneca Library Holiday Song
And that wraps up another week of ONRS. Make sure to show some love to our pal and tonight's guest MARK HALES and WAXING LYRICAL PODCAST - CHECK THEM OUT HERE - 
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ONRS -EP 266 Pussy Pats and Worf Norris

Can it be?! All the boys back together under the same roof, in the same freakin' state?! That's right the Oh No Radio Show was in full swing this evening as the boys return from vacations and recant their adventures. We pick right back up where we left off per usual and the night unfolds with hilarity and entertainment. Here's some of the bullshit we slung during the show:
- The Boys talk about their respective Wedding vacations
- BUMS - We talk Denver and Washington Bums VS O Town Bums
- BEER CHAT. Talk about Sours. Why are we BYOCB all of a sudden? UGH.
- Carry-ons. What's appropriate size?! TY tricks the system.
- Some Travel Talk - some of the idiots we dealt with while in transit.
- Our buddy Brian Benoit calls and talks about his "Pussy Pat" with Birdcloud
- Mr. Mark Hales calls to let us know the British Invasion has landed in FL
The internet birthed some FIRE for CLIPS this week (WATCH)
- We must defend Ronald RUMP in Mr.President Video Game
- Life your spirits up high with the CHEERS TO YOU CD
- We disect the viral "Hottest math Teacher" video
- 7 Eleven Emploee looses his shit over a Slurpee
- Owen shows us the PERVEE new Anime "KEIJO" about booty and titty fights
- We talk Post Hurricane Matthew in FL
- PRODUCTS surprises us with a small return for "Bloody Lube"
- We dwell deep into the undergroud world of Smoking TWIX
- VERSUS rips open some vicious head-to-heads
And that wraps up this edition of ONRS Folks. Thanks for listening and make sure to tune in every thursday night at 8:30pm for a new episode of the Oh No Radio show over on our Mixlr page - LINK HERE
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ONRS - EP 265 - Duncan's Broccoli Wad

Oh No Radio Show has taken a vacation to Denver. We are currently having way too much fun to type show descriptions, and this will just have to function for this weeks show.
Duncan is back with the gang and its the day before his wedding. 
A trip to popeyes will tell all.
EAT A BAG OF DICKS

ONRS - EP 264 - Tim Tebow is a Power Ranger

Were on vacation and heading to Denver. Heres a podcast before we go... Full show description coming soon.

ONRS - EP 263 - The Dancing Plague of 1518

My god is is thursday again!? Well you know what that means ladies and gentlemen - we are live and kickin' off another episode of The Oh No Radio Show. Immediately following this months OH NO SHOWCASE VOL 2 with the talented Mike Dunn we decided to have our pal Jessica Pawli stick around and join us in our weekly debauchary. Here is just a little bit of the smorgasbord of shit we dove into on the show tonight:
- Owen recants the tales of getting his brand spankin new ROOF!
- Ty pitches us his brilliant musical Mildred on the Roof. Maybe at FRINGE festival next year?
- We figure out Ty's problem - The Dancing Plague of 1518 which he may be ailed by
- The Mile High Correspondent DUNCAN calls in to join us for VERSUS
- What if you had to loose baby toes like baby teeth? 
The internet gave us some gems for CLIPS this week (WATCH)
- Corey Feldman calls upon the powers of Michael Jackson
- Laguna Pool Drop - WTF!?
- Sudan Rapper BANGS tells us he's gonna take us to da' movies
- The Robo-Dolphin Sub Death Machine commercial
- Big Foot Blows a load in up state new york
So that's about it for this voyage of the Shit Ship. Thanks for listening and make sure to tune in every thursday night at 8:30pm for a new episode of the Oh No Radio show over on our Mixlr page - LINK HERE
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OH NO SHOWCASE VOL.2 - Mike Dunn

Tonight we welcomed local musician, director, photographer and all around talented artist Mike Dunn to sit in with us for OH NO SHOWCASE VOL.2!!
Mike chats with us about his life, his band, his journey and the exciting release of his new album HARD LUCK. 
Make sure to check out our guest over at his website and pick up a sweet vinyl! - http://www.mikedunn.co
Mike's show this coming Saturday at Will's Pub in Orlando! - CLICK HERE
Get your tickets to that show - HERE
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ONRS - EP 262 - Chelonidishoodensis (Fuck Tortoise)

Well thursday brings a brand spankin' new ONRS podcast for your ears to feast upon folks. The Core Four are joined by our first "Closet guest" in a long while - none other than Owen's High School pal Austin. Here is just some of the delights we covered in tonight's program:
- Austin gives us the scoop on High School Owen - Fashion and all
- Owen and Austin's band headlined his High School MORP
- We all compare ourselves to our siblings - who's doing better?
- All of us talk about the "Bad things" we did as young kids
- Owen reminds us of what a YAK BACK was and how he stole one
- We discuss our recent big donation to ONRS of 1 cent
- We learn about The "Fuck Tortoise" that fathered over 800 children
- Actor Dan Aykroyd drops some serious alien knowledge on our asses
- VERSUS makes an appearance
The internet gave us some goodness for CLIPS this week (WATCH)
- The crazy Gay exorcisms of Pastor Bob Larson
- CRAZY Jay Brewer sitting with his large killer snakes
- These sick fucks and their dead rabbit  Donut
- A mall cop and a dancing rapping cap teach us escalator safety
So that's about it for this voyage of the Shit Ship. Thanks for listening and make sure to tune in every thursday night at 8:30pm for a new episode of the Oh No Radio show over on our Mixlr page - LINK HERE
AND NEXT WEEK IS VOLUME 2 OF THE OH NO SHOWCASE!!! TUNE IN AT 8:00PM!
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ONRS - EP 261 - Napoleon Pornamite

Well the CORE FOUR were back together again tonight in the studio for a classic episode of the Oh No Radio Show. We hit upon many a topic while following in our regular show staples. Just some of the many thought-provoking topics we discussed on the show this week:
- Ty brings us current with the Puke Count. Maybe it's the Bloody Marys?
- The death of "swiping" your credit card. The take over of the CHIP
- Owen gets his bank card hacked again. This time no visits to BAY WASH
- We look into the world of Rap Battle Sign Language. 
- Zack pops out a great idea for an App. Lot's of P.O.C.s tonight.
- Owen has been visited by a little neighborhood girl this week. He's worried
- People are INSANE about how much they like STRANGER THINGS
- Owen tells us how he is addicted to watching CRIME PORN on Netflix
- Wells Fargo and their FUCK YOUR DREAMS ad campaign
- An ever-so-EPIC session of VERSUS
CLIPS this week gave us some gems: (WATCH CLIPS)
- Pastor's Rant about God giving Sodomites Cancer in their buttholes
- The First Ever Video Alarm Clock by DDP
- Napoleon Pornamite still watching lots of PORN
- AWESOME new DJ Shadow Run the Jewels Music Video
- Kickstarter for STONER CATS IN SPACE
- Transformation into The DRAGON LADY
That's pretty much our show in a giant fucked up Nut Shell. Enjoy and make sure to tune in every thursday night LIVE at 8:30pm for a new episode over on MIXLR - HERE
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ONRS - EP 260 - Angling, Trey and Kazoos

Sitting in aboard the Shit Ship tonight the crew welcomes TREY from The Swervey Jones Show. Trey joined in our usual weekly hijinks and conversations. Just some of the many things we discussed on the show this week:
- Ty is back from vacation and back drinking BEER. 
- Owen gloats from his recent score in the Celebrity Death Pool with Gene Wilder.
- The struggle between having CVS and WALGREENS cards. 
- Ty gives us the play-by-play of his "pukey" vacation date and canada adventure
- Owen tells us how he spit on someone's car who parked too close to his new one
- Zack's buddy is driving to FL to see him. Through the fuckin' Hurricane!?!
- We bring back KAZOO THAT TUNE. Trey shows us what he's got
- Some ferocious battles of VERSUS
CLIPS this week provided it's usual awesomeness: (WATCH CLIPS)
- Youtube star Meesha's new viral hit
- Spike Jones' insane KENZO commercial
- Flashback to the HAMMER ANIMATED SHOW - WTF
- This garbage truck dealing with a lunatic old lady
- Juggalo Ryda laying it down with "YOU'RE A BITCH"
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ONRS - EP 259 - The Best of Orlando's Car Troubles

Hey Guys, Owen here with a shit description. On this show its just Owen and Zack holding down the shit ship. Owen gives us a run down of his car troubles, asks who wants to see Leslie Jones naked, and even hits on Zacks mom. Our buddy Circa calls in to promote his BIRTHDAY show at wills on Monday the 29th with Eugene Snowden. In the second segment, Swervey Jones from the swervey jones show calls in as does our old friend Etchie to chat about the controversy with the Orlando Weekly polls. 
 
We even get around to some CLIPS! - LINK HERE
- A little black man shows up claiming he's not a baby
- A couple climbs to the highest construction crane in China- 
- Asshole throws water balloons on people for youtube hits
- Some cool teacher raps for his 4th grade class
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ONRS - EP 258 - Eat Your Crusts

Coming at you this week slightly shorter but still chock-full of Oh No Goodness! Sharing this thursday's first half with the premiere of our new series OH NO SHOWCASE we packed our usual show into about an hour in the second set. Here is some of the stuff we discussed: 
- Zack re-counts the Hit and Run that occurred to his car during break -WTF!
- 9 out of 10 olympians drank milk and Owen didn't like breast milk as a baby
- Eat your crusts and take out the trash
- Our Buddy Mark Hales from WAXING LYRICAL Podcast Calls in
- Dont "Nick" your dick with a razor.
CLIPS this week delivered it's usual WTF goodness: (WATCH CLIPS)
- Drunk guy SHITS himself but gives ZERO SHITS
- Olympian and World's dumbest interview Ryan Lochte
- Some trashy broad gets her butt hole tattooed
- We explore FSU Face-Eater's youtube alter ego AUSTI-FROSTI
- We preview a trailer for basically BOLLYWOOD MAD MAX
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OH NO SHOWCASE - Vol 1: Kevin Maines

Tonight we kicked off the very first OH NO SHOWCASE as the first hour of programming on our regular thursday night show. The Showcase incorporated with our good friend and co-host Jessica Pawli will feature a local musical act once a month with live performances. Our first guest was local singer and song-writer Kevin Maines. Kevin sits down and talks to us about his upbringing, his musical influences, his journey as a musician as well as his return to the orlando music scene with a full band this coming saturday at Wills Pub.  Stay tuned for more announcements of future showcases and make sure to check out our guest and event links below:
Kevin Maines Performs Bourbon and Wine on his Youtube Channel
 Kevin Maines with The Groove Orient and Drew Yardis at Wills Pub tomorrow!
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ONRS - EP 257 - Toe-Dazzling Tornado Talks

Here we go! The gang got together in full force and brought out a good old fashioned ONRS throw down in this week's episode. Some of the many topics we chewed through were: 
- Owen recalls his early morning (1pm for Owen) encounter with his partying neighbor
-  Zack tells us of his recent venture into the gaming world with his PS4 purchase
- We talk about how we do and do not Vacuum nearly enough.
- Owen enchants us with his purchase to attend a WRESTLING DINNER THEATRE
- We Romance the idea of OH-NO-IT-OUT our new Make Over Show fantasy idea
- Of course we have to talk about the freakin' OLYMPICS!!! MERICA!!!
- Ty brings us into the world of Pedicures with his Toe-Tastic Tales
-VERSUS! Gets deep and dirty with hard hitting head to heads
- We Announced next week's launch of OH NO PRESENTS - Gonna be sweet
CLIPS this week delivered it's usual WTF goodness: (WATCH CLIPS)
- The Late Canadian Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack
- How to succeed with Brunettes and be a misogynistic douche
- Some DIY Demon summoning spell craft by Nick
- 3 Ways to Break your dick with Dennis Rodman
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