Oh No Radio Show

ONRS - Supermarket Creep

Well here we go, its another thursday amongst the scumbags. Tonight its Owen, Duncan and Tom, holding down the fort, with show favorite Bender giving us a call. Owen tells stories of lawn abuse and stolen lobsters. Duncan brings stories from time spent in the smoke filled mile high city. Bender calls, and everyone reflects on the greatness that was 90's game shows.Check out: facebook.com/ohnoradioshowmixlr.com/ohnoradioshowand twitter @therealonrsSkype us and leave us a voicemail at you guessed it... OHNORADIOSHOWoh and EABOD-ONRS

BONUS CONTENT - Oh No at Nite - EP-1

As the title suggests, consider this a treat for the lack of a radio show this week. Its BONUS content, you're lucky we love you. The Oh No Media enpire is undergoing some serious change, and this may be a tiny clue into what we want to grow into. If you get the chance check out our sister broadcast at :Something Dreadfuland of course look for us live tomorrow at 8:30pm ish at mixer.com/ohnoradioshow -eat all the bags...

ONRS - Extinction Zoos and the Craig's List Killer

Its Owen, Ty and Tom holding down the fort, as Duncan is on vacation in Denver. We talk about rape whistles, knives, Samurai swords, snakes and lawn mower problems. Tom tells of his time on the MTV show TRL, we discuss car2go, and replacement parts for dryers. Weird al is back and so are the Dinosaurs... and well tonight we receive our first call in serial killer...Its a delightful show. Enjoy.

ONRS - The Myrtle Beach Taxidermy Conspiracy

Tom is back, so the band is back together. We find out about Tom's work trip to Myrtle Beach, learn a little about Marlon Brando, and a very metal midget called meatball. We talk a bit about dwarves, metal construction, and the chatroom is working... WITH ACTUAL PEOPLE. To join us live, you can listen and chat at: www.Mixlr.com/ohnoradioshow-Mustache Straws, Wesley Snipes, Fat BLADE...-Fancy Glasses on display and the lack of cup innovation-Ty's bear- and a the new conspiracy segment "Tin Foil Helmets"Oh yeah Bender calls in.

ONRS - Scumday Funday

A very fun week...-Owen has the shits-Night sweats-Laundry time + Snake-Samurai Swords-How you know your poor-We all work more than we should-The idea of a 40 work week and how its wrong-Does Europe have the right idea?-Ty fucks us once again...This all happens within the first 20 min of our two hour show... imagine the rest.

ONRS - Oh Just The Three of us

You know what, this one pretty much stands by itself. Its Owen, Ty, Duncan and the internet just hanging out. Very happy to have our new live stream up and running over at www.mixlr.com/ohnoradioshow.Tonight gives you a taste of some brief scumbaggery, honesty, and maybe even a hint of culture. Join us next week as we have another HUGE announcement regarding the future of the ONRS and all included. Oh yeah and support this: http://www.artattacksonline.com/snapattacksThanks to all that listen-Rate us 5 stars on iTunes... every show-Like us on Facebook-Listen to us live and our 24/7 feed at www.mixlr.com/ohnoradioshow-TWITTER: @THEREALONRS

ONRS - lion King and Snakes

Tonight features a varied old school cast, Owen, Ty, Duncan and even Kelsey... Were all in a good mood and even start things off with a bit of Disney.Then we talk about:Snake attacks on OwenComedians protesting TMZ's "Tracy Morgan's crash video"Watchdogs (nerdtalk)The stickers on Cd'sClown SexDolphin handjobsRollerskatingUber TaxisThen Theresa accidentally trips the breaker. 

ONRS-TheRealONRS

Tonights show was probably one of the better shows ever recorded in studio. We talked are usual scumbaggery, but actually ended up being very topical. Tonight we surprise ourselves with talk of race relations, thoughts on the f-word and jonah hills apology to the world. We watch a viral video which proves racism is alive and well and follow it up with a chance of defense. Tom and Ty let us know a bit about artattacksonline.com and the event they are setting up for June 20th. We talk about D4nny... the worlds latest superstar, a 31 year old guy who is dating a 91 year old, and a dude who gets robbed at gunpoint in the UK, but the thieves don't notice his go pro.follow us on our twitter: TherealONRS to find all of our videosif your more inclined to Facebook...give this a try Facebook.com/ohnoradioshow-Eat a bag of dicks.-

ONRS - Bumrisma and party time with Rauce

Things start out a bit wacky, but you're used to that. Tonight its the usual goons, but are welcomed by a special guest in the form of stand up comedian: Rauce Padgett!  Owen pretends to understand how interviews work, we talk about the latest butt disease, "Bumrisma", deal with the worlds worst neighbor, and learn a bit about stand up. Rauce tells us of his comedy experiences and whats its like to deal with hecklers, bomb and most importantly how he approaches writing his material. Other Subject Matter This Evening:-Never forget about LIMBS. -Stephen Hawking style standup-performers with disabilities-Wont you be my Neighbor!-The Sex Factor reality tv show-Duncan and his big weiner-Deen not Dean-Owen doesn't understand chat roulette -Lets all party down in Ames Iowa-1997 and Zima-ChromeoYou're on your own with the second segment. 

ONRS-Tom Hates our stickers. Florida's prop 2

Tom hates the stickers
Proof of concept: sticker talk
Tom is undercover scum
Birthmarks vs empataigo
Bender survived fires and has a new job
Mormon survival
Golden butthole eggs 
Zz top pubes
King 810 sucks
Show offline?
Brits love onrs
Waxing lyrical
NAMBLA
Child prodigy v child pornography
Fuck these kids, not literally
Asian kid trumps redneck
German kid is better than Owen.
Second segment:
Weedcast in a smart way

ONRS - Grapefruits, Dogs in hotels and Stitches

ONRS - 5-15-14Better show description coming soon, if you believe Duncan.shovel sounds never get old16 year old talk, legalities in floridaDuncan's illegitimate childrenShe’s back wit a grapefruitgetting grape fruited.Owen and Theresa take another break from work and go enjoy and some poolside funThe barking dog saga in the next hotel roomDuncan and Owen’s late night arguments about nothing.political correctness is back in forceOwen goes a bit Glenn BeckThe pussification of america and raising menits cool to be a pussy nowlosing friends to the suburbsTy slaps his sister Changing rooms as a childDuncan can’t shavethe gathering of the juggalosgothapotumus tila tequila, asian ass, myspace whoreJT sucks, new MJ albumthis is the internet … my little pony guy, john popper hat, journey shirtsolid snake fan artToms jail story… pizza delivery gone wrongshit getting stolen storiesgrandma has all of duncans bowl’s

ONRS - Robot Suits and Shovels to the head

5-7-14Flippant introductionsFirst jobsExtreme couponing4 foot Rastafarian banana on the planeOversized stuffed animalsCarnival gamesThe rope ladder game. Didn't ring the bellCorell word perfectThe karatus mech robot suitTeenage girl fight, ends with a bang.Dignified fighting, or not A shovel is nothing to fuck with Ty's meandering and "elephant walk"People recording crimes and uploading them to YouTubeKids are dumber nowCriminal photo lab picsRotten.comDick pics?How do I make it stand upChromeoShaving balls

ONRS - Robot dick sucking is the future

The Schnider filesCelebrity spit bucketsSandwich comedyInsight into Owens child acting experienceActors beating up classic cars as part of the sceneApple TV pornScramble vision pornPrime starSpice channelSex toys, the next in line...The auto blow 2Real dolls and pedosAnd so much more...

ONRS - Bug talk, Donuts, Detroit

ONRS - Bug talk, Donuts, DetroitIts a rousing evening with Owen, Ty, Duncan and Travis. Things get off with a bang as we get on a serious discussion about insects.  We all share our worst stories, some are a bit horrifying as we do live in Florida. SPOILER: GIANT FUCKING ROACHES!In Other NewsOwen wants turd shoesDuncan is a Juggalo Beef Jerky and other meats…Bacon JerkyDetroit Slim JimsHunters tip: running deer don’t taste good.Jack Bender calls in with donutsWe rant about:Old school toyshomeless sweeping guyDoes Owen look homeless?We all learn about up cyclingThe gluten thingGetting paid to get hit by a boot by a train conductorThen theres a ton of other stuff, Just listen, and if you so desire leave us a voicemail and we’ll play it on next weeks show.321-332-0186 or Skype ohnoradioshowOh, and like us on Facebook www.facebook.com/ohnoradioshow

ONRS - Battle vests, pee talk and hotdogs

ONRS - 4-18-14 recapOwen opens the show angry as he yells at his two cohorts for never making it on time and for sitting in the wrong places. It’s Owen, Ty and “tour bus” Duncan. Duncan is just over surgery and is quitting smoking so is naturally quite irritable, made even the worse hanging around with scumbags. We all talk about our smoking habits, and venture into the world of medicinal drugs and Duncan’s recent hospital experiences.Later in the show we explore the following things:Battle VestsIt’s Maynard’s birthdayOwen might bang Ru Paul back in the dayBathroom adventuresThe double dragon streamTour bus peeing / test peePee Talkwww.bighotdog.com (totally SFW: all about meat products)How much does a pack of hot dogs weigh?Owen’s Nemesis is back…Ghost snakeBoston Marathon fake bombing and the crazy kid that did itBubble soccerFreestyle walking and the dumb shoes it inspiredSoap ShoesHeeliesToe Shoes are weird! WEAR SHOES!No FJ'sTy and Duncan both do the music snob quiz. We say were going to do it in the second segment... but hey we don't. For those that care, heres our scores, Ty: 54, Duncan: 84, Owen: 28In the second segment we learn Duncan is all mixed up amongst dimensions and that were all gay for "My So Called Life". This leads to Claire Danes, the show "Blossom" and dream team 90's shows. "The Fonz" gives life lessons to Zack Morris. Apparently India doesnt have near enough toilets as we discover from a new campaign and PSA. Tang for Booze...Don't forget to like us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/ohnoradioshow to learn when were going live over at Justin.tv/ohnoradioshow. We give updates on the Facebook frequently, so join the fun... It might be a different day every week, but at least it's once a week.Leave us a voice mail at 321-332-0186 or Skype @ ohnoradioshow